AlwaysAngryAndy t1_j7ukubo wrote on February 9, 2023 at 2:55 PM

Reply to comment by threyon in [WP] According to astronomy, wishes take thousands or even millions of years to arrive to the wishing stars. Today, wishes from people long past are starting to come true. by WorsCartoonist

Wishes include… 1 elk, a slightly bigger bonking stick, tasty water, the unfathomable power of the sun god, … 2 elk.

MoobooMagoo t1_j7v8un6 wrote on February 9, 2023 at 5:31 PM

All over the globe giant dead animals have been appearing out of thin air. Today two saber toothed cats suddenly appeared in downtown Boston. Yesterday a wooly mammoth was found just outside the Vatican. In Paris several weapons appeared that look to be large rocks affixed in some unknown way to the end of tree branches.