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Koifish_Coyote t1_je2oy94 wrote
Every time I see edgelords like this I feel like Captain Disillusion seeing another green invisibility cloak hoax.
You guys already know the Joker's a murderous clown that's too much for the police. Something like that takes immediate attention.
And before you say something stupid like "then kill the joker," have you ever heard of Joker Gas?
It's a chemical that can make anyone act just like him, and is potent enough to work on Superman. Do you really think the archnemisis of Batman wouldn't have a backup plan? More people die after he's dead than while he's alive.
Back to the post, Bruce DOES donate a bunch to improve things. What do you think "philanthropist" means?
Zamtrios7256 t1_je3qaly wrote
"Haha Batman is stoopid, he should donate for charities and stuff"
-people who conveniently forget that villains like Poison Ivy, Dr. Freeze, and yes, Joker exist.
Only one that probably wouldn't be there is Joker. But only because his shtick is the vaguely (or not so vaguely) sexual tension with Batsy
Spaceyboys t1_je43du3 wrote
That’s not even mention groups like the Court of Owls and League of Assassins with their lazarus pits
Tahxeol t1_je47rjz wrote
To be fair, renovating Arkham should be the first item on his to-do list. No matter what batman do, if the only thing that keep those maniacs inside is the fact they are too bored to bother breaking out, it doesn’t matter
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