"Hey humans, that asteroid is really harshing our mellow," said XXX49-Cheeze-Whiz.

"Really?"

"Yeah, coudl you like do somethign about it," continued the alien.

"I mean, sure, if that is a formal request," said the human starship.

Glorblax frowned at XXX49-Cheeze-Whiz, "If you think we are going to be impressed that the human starship cuts that asteroid apart with its lasers or maybe fires a missile at it, you are going to be disapointed."

XXX49-Cheeze-Whiz shook his tentanacles, "I've never been dissapointed by humans before."

Glorblax swizzled his nizzles, the audacity of the Produplacians brining in the humans was one thing, but the mighty doom fleet was ready to lay waste to their latest colony. The single human ship was not even half the lenght of one of their cruisers. If they thought that destroying a single asteroid was going to impress the doom fleet they had something going. Certainly it would take the entire fleet a minute or so, but it was well within their capacitties.

In fact, Globlax though, let us just end this. "Target the asteroid."

"It is already gone, sir, swallowed up by a wormhole."

"A wormhole can't move things," said Glorblax.

"Science thinks it was attached to a black hole, they saw spagitification before the asteroid vanished."

"Their main weapon can do that," asked Glorblax.

"Science believes that was one of their secondary weapons. I don't even want to guess what their primaries can do."

"Can we target the human ship?" asked Glorblax.

"With those shields, what are we going to do give them a light show? Our main weapons are just partical beam cannons. "

"I think we'll leave," said Glorblax.