Submitted by Jam-Man1 t3_121qon1 in WritingPrompts
ProblematicPunk t1_jdntbq5 wrote
Mad Scientist (pouring doubleshots of Bacardi 151): "He's not an alcoholic, I made him that way because I need a drinking buddy because if you drink alone you're an alcoholic but we drink together so we're not alcoholics. And also I hate your face."
Robot: "Fuck your judgements pal. We're hard livers with hard livers." *belches flames*
Narrator: "Okay, cool, but why does your robot also shoot heroin?"
Mad Scientist: "Because his band is having creative differences and not everything he does is my idea. This little bitch became self-aware after like, what, six shots?"
Robot: "Existence is pain."
Narrator: "Fair point. Pass that bottle."
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