This is Paul.

He is my mailman.

He likes chocolate, dogs, and summer vacations.

and today I am going to spy on him.

Lately, I've noticed something strange. Paul never moves, well—he does move, sometimes, when he delivers me mail. But then he walks away and stays in the same spot. He never blinks, or breathes, he kinda just acts like- Paul. No one else seems to see him, and I've gotten used to his strange behavior. So you might be wondering, how am I going to spy on him if he never moves? Well, he did move today. After delivering my mail, I watched him and expected him to go back to his spot on my front lawn. He didn't. Instead he walked around the corner, into my neighbors backyard. I followed him and hid behind a bush. Paul pulled out a phone-like device and started talking, well, not talking. More like making strange noises.

"Eggu-Ralushika-megaki-cactiulopochtli-Ugge." Said Paul. Similar noises came from the other end of whoever Paul was speaking too.

"Paul I knew it!" I said to him, taking out my phone. "So you are an alien stalking people at their lawn in order to gain information about humans only to use it against us when you take over earth!?"

Paul pressed some sort of button on his Mail-man outfit that I've never noticed. A translator!

"Wow. You're not as unintelligent as I thought. How'd you know?" Paul asked.

"Just a wild guess."

"Welp, seems like I've been exposed, again. On to the next planet!" He said.

Paul spawned some sort of spaceship-like device right in front of him, and just took off.

"Dang it! I forgot to press record!"