DragonsaAreBadass t1_jd4h1k4 wrote
'Oh no. Please tell me this is not the 'heroes' party. Since ancient times those glorified barbarians have been slaughtering our kind. They showed no mercy to our elderly and children, marauding their dead bodies.'
"Take heed fellow adventurers for as I shalt vanquish even the remotest evil to protect our holy kingdom!"
cheering party members
"Before we fight an useless fight, can you at least grant me one last death wish?"
Looking back to his party members the 'hero' proclaims:
"Thine wish shall be granted, demon! As I embody the munificence of good and shall portray a strong contrast opposed to your brethren. Now, speak!"
'Maybe he is not as dumb as he looks like, maybe this guy can be talked with.'
"What did I do that I deserve this treatment? Did my brethren ever harm your kind?"
"Of course! You wicked demons are the sole reason for many wars in which countless brave soldiers have left their lifes. You are planting evil in the minds of weak humans. Plundering villages and eating the newborn. And you dare to ask me why?!"
'Oh so this meathead fell for the holy kingdoms propaganda too, this is gonna be difficult.'
"I'm sorry but I have to strongly disagree with you!"
"Let's agree to disagree, now show me what you've got, I'll beat you at your full strength!"
'Is violence the only language he talks?'
"No, what I mean is that we have never done such things! And why should we eat your newborns? We can't even digest meat, that's why we are vegetarian and live in the woods! Do you really want to know the reason for the missing babies? It's your king who is kidnapping more and more newborns each year to raise them into the army. An army he uses to further exterminate any advanced non-human species! We demons are a peaceful species! We never meant anyone harm, it's your greedy emperor who does."
The hero suddenly starts hysterically laughing. His party chimes in.
"Do you really think such cheap words would work on me? Can't you see my SSS-Class divinity skill? I am immune to any of your hollow words!"
"And you're immune to reason as well it seems."
Mumbled the innocent demon before his head was split apart by the oh-so righteous 'hero'.
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