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UntakenNameFtw t1_iug0p99 wrote

"pft. Did the vampire just sparkle in the sunlight?" The werewolf tried to hide a giggle as they watched twilight. "HAHAHAHA." He couldn't hold it in.

The vampire to his left palmed his face in embarrassment. "Vampire's DON'T sparkle, ugh, why are we watching this again? This is really offensive to my race."

The demigod yawned and stretched out on the couch to the right before responding, " Have you ever seen a Vampire Pixy? They sparkle."

"Shhhh." The vampire shushed and glared at the demigod.

"We don't talk about them."

The zombie chilling on the ground spoke, it's voice monstrous. " That human looks tasty."

All three gave him a look before focusing back on the TV.

" Oh finally, let's see how they portrayed werewolves." The vampire watched in anticipation.

"Ohhhh! Doggy! Me want to play with doggy!" The zombies monstrous voice BOomed in childish glee.

"HAHAHA" the vampire and demigod burst out laughing until tears came out of there eyes.

"That's a werewolf? More like a cute wolf!" The vampire mocked

The werewolf grunted and slid in the couch as if trying to disappear.

"I'm bored, let's stop watching this now." The werewolf said only to be ignored. The movie eventually ended. But that was just the beginning of the movie marathon.

The demigod looked at the vampire and the werewolf. " So, what's next?"

"Underworld." Said the vampire casually.

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Electronic_Bug4005 t1_iuh98ly wrote

UNDERWORLD PLEASE IM DYING I LOVE THAT MOVIE

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UntakenNameFtw t1_iuhbvo0 wrote

"Now this is a bit better." The vampire commented.

"At least they burn in the sunlight."

The demigod nodded, "but they are still weak. Vampires are a lot stronger then this. I know from experience. These vampires are more like superhumans that burn in the sun."

The vampire nodded approvingly.

"Where are the doggy's?" The zombie asked.

The three ignored him.

" Oh the werewolves in this actually got it pretty close to reality if your talking lesser werewolves."

The werewolf looked at the vampire in offense. "How dare you compare this human-wolf..mutant-spawn-thing to a lesser werewolf! The werewolf stumbled through his words cause of the blasphemy.

"But its true that when werewolves break out of their human shell, it kind of looks disgusting like this." The demigod retorted.

The werewolf wanted to deny it but couldn't so he just growled in frustration.

"Bang weapon hurts, Where are the brains?" The curious zombie mumbled monstrously.

The three of them looked at the zombie then back at the TV.

The movie ended.

"Looks like blade is next." The demigod smirked.

"Ohhhh I've been waiting for this one." The vampire responded eagerly.

"Humph, whatever."

"Awe looks like the doggy is still a bit grumpy."

"Shut up!" The werewolf growled menacingly.

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Equal-Researcher-329 OP t1_iuhcbhr wrote

Zombies the best character

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UntakenNameFtw t1_iuhcpg2 wrote

Thanks, I not gonna lie. I laughed to myself writing the zombie comments. This prompt was a lot of fun. xP

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Equal-Researcher-329 OP t1_iuhgapy wrote

Thanks, I’ve been getting bombarded with twilight reaction videos I just decided to make a prompt

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