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sully9088 t1_irnr6a9 wrote

Reply to comment by Graoutchmeuh in [WP] A vampire has worked at the local 7-11 for the past 5 decades. No one has the heart to call the vampire out or slay them. A little because they're such a good employee, mostly because they think they're doing such a good job hiding the vampirism when they're really not. by Avalon_88

I like that he's only drinking animals dry (not too sure if he's going to town on the robber though). If he's trying to hide the fact that he's a vampire then he might come up with some hilarious excuse for destroying the robber. Haha.

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codeki t1_irnrou8 wrote

"wow, he doesn't have a drop of blood left in him?"

"Wow, those anemia related heart attacks are killer. No idea how he made it here. . . "

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sully9088 t1_iroji4c wrote

Lol! wipes blood from mouth "It uhh... It was dark... And... Uhh... I tripped on this poor guy and he just died. I mean... He was already dead when I tripped on him. He must've cut his neck wide open and bled to death somehow. The poor soul."

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rain-blocker t1_irovqq2 wrote

"what's that? whe-where's all the blood? I uh... Don't really know what to tell you there."

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u35828 t1_irpszl6 wrote

If a vampire consumed blood loaded with pharmaceuticals, would there be any side effects? That would make for an interesting writing prompt subject.

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CandiBunnii t1_irq6s0q wrote

I'd think it could be similar to how breast milk loaded with pharmaceuticals may effect a baby... Not sure how close babies are to vampires though.

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IndianaNetworkAdmin t1_irq7etk wrote

One is a parasite that manipulates and feeds on humans and the other counts numbers on Sesame Street.

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Lalapaya t1_irqdcw1 wrote

I'm a mum and you literally made me lol. Thank you for this.

It's true though

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Katiel_Silver t1_irq7quf wrote

A little less bloodlust, but otherwise not that far off. Both hiss at the sun and bite you when you least expect it.

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corborb t1_irqh285 wrote

We drank the blood of some people but the people were on drugs and now I'm a wizard -confused vampire found wearing a traffic cone

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