sully9088 t1_iroji4c wrote on October 9, 2022 at 8:48 PM

Reply to comment by codeki in [WP] A vampire has worked at the local 7-11 for the past 5 decades. No one has the heart to call the vampire out or slay them. A little because they're such a good employee, mostly because they think they're doing such a good job hiding the vampirism when they're really not. by Avalon_88

Lol! wipes blood from mouth "It uhh... It was dark... And... Uhh... I tripped on this poor guy and he just died. I mean... He was already dead when I tripped on him. He must've cut his neck wide open and bled to death somehow. The poor soul."

rain-blocker t1_irovqq2 wrote on October 9, 2022 at 10:18 PM

"what's that? whe-where's all the blood? I uh... Don't really know what to tell you there."

caffeineandvodka t1_irozt1g wrote on October 9, 2022 at 10:49 PM

"the sprinklers came on"

"but you're totally dry"

"I had an umbrella"

Tristanhx t1_irqic5a wrote on October 10, 2022 at 7:28 AM

"Where is the umbrella?"

UserMaatRe t1_irqir0i wrote on October 10, 2022 at 7:34 AM

It was washed away by the stream of blood

bobbobbob42 t1_itn47up wrote on October 24, 2022 at 9:25 PM

I threw it out, it was soaked