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SirEggsBennydick t1_iuf0x09 wrote

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Syndrome1986 t1_iug2rxb wrote

No expects the American Express-quisition....

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katanakid13 t1_iugu9q7 wrote

Surprise and low interest payments are our two weapons. Surprise and low interest payment, low interest payments and surprise, and a fanatical obsession with what's in your wallet. THREE! Our THRE--

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SirEggsBennydick t1_iugxuaq wrote

Calm down you greedy exec...

Oh wait...turns out amex is owned by the Lord of Hell.

...forgive me my lord

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