NTAH you should dump her. Hey Bro have you considered Cryptid. Your problem is that your living that week beta mortal grind set. You need to upgrade to the Sigma Cryptid lifestyle. I was just like you until I followedt the 5 easy steps and now I’m gonna be celebrating my 400th birthday with a castle full of hotties.

1:give up on humanity.

2:get like 3-4 friends to go on a trip with you. Make sure to stay hydrated

3: go to the big castle on Mt.Bloodthorne.

4:this is the big one. I can’t just give it away but I’ll tell you in person.

5: Get to living that Cryptid lifestyle.

Come on bro we are all waiting for you at Castle Bloodthorne.