[PM] Give me the most hilarious, ridiculous phobia, and I'll come up with a story as to how the person got that phobia. My stories will use real-life rules, e.g. if you give me 'unicorn' as a phobia, the story will not include a real unicorn.

I'm taking a break for the night. Will continue tomorrow. This has been a lot of fun so far!

Edit 2: I know I've been a bit slower today, but I am trying! I aim to get around to everyone! By the way, since I have a lot of people commenting a phobia someone else has already commented, I'd like to ask you to check before commenting. I will only respond to one of the duplicates of any phobia.