"Wait...you're not a monkey! You're some weird dude with a tail! Who are you!"

“I am the hope of the universe...I am the answer to all living things that cry out for peace...I am the protector of the innocent...I am the light in the darkness...I am truth. Ally to good...Nightmare to-”

"What? Jeez I mean what's your name?"

"Yo, I'm Goku!"

"Hi, Goku, I wanted to ask....how come your fingers grant stupid wishes and kill people?"

"It does what now?"

"Your finger. We, I mean my world, found it years ago. The person holding it can make three wishes but they're fucked up and the last one kills you. So I wished for the whole monkey to ask what the hell was up with that?"

"Er....I think there was a battle and Il Shenlong turned evil...or Il Shenlong turned evil and then there was a battle."

"Er who, what, and why?"

"Cosmic wish granting Dragon and who the heck knows why he made my fingers evil, he's a dick."

"Huh, cool. Good to know."

"So...what do you have around here that's good to eat?"

"We have pizza! Do you know what that is!"

"Oooh, that's pretty good! Do you have rice too?"

"We do have rice! Do you like plain steamed white rice, stir fried rice, don buri, or rice omelet!?"

Drooool "Yes!"

"Okay, well let's hit up an all-you-can-eat-buffet and-"

"Excuse me, did you say...ALL you can eat?"

"Yep!"

BOOOM!!!

"KAKAROTTO!!! How dare you run away from our spar!"

"Goku, why did you disappear like that? Chichi is going crazy with worry!"

"Dad! Are you all right!?"

"Darn! Bulma tracked me down already! I was hoping to get lunch before they showed up!"

"Sorry about that, folks! We found Mr Carrot Goku's hand and it was doing weird stuff like granting wishes badly and killing people!"

"NANI!?"

"It's okay now! I got my hand back and taking it home so it won't bother these people anymore!"

"Seriously, what the hell was your hand doing?"

"Short story, I can tell you all about it over lunch."

"Bye, everyone! Nice to meet you!"