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Truckerontherun t1_iwxa00w wrote

Reply to comment by SirPiecemaker in [WP] "The new species call themselves 'humans', and while their intelligence is on the low end when it comes to interstellar civilisations, their pure mathematical knowledge is far superior to the entire galactic community's." by Mabi19_

Human president: What do you mean we used to have a moon?

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livebeta t1_iwxt1oo wrote

> What do you mean we used to have a moon?

-- Chrisjen Avasarala

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SMAMtastic t1_iwxz26b wrote

What the fuck do you mean we used to have a god damned moon?!?!

— Chrisjen Avasarala

FTFY

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cheeseitmeatbags t1_iwy409l wrote

Nobody could curse quite like Avasarala

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Mastrovator t1_iwy7dly wrote

“Don’t stick your dick in it Holden, it’s fucked enough already.”

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MaxamillionGrey t1_ix01oou wrote

I don't know. Old Indian guys swearing at each other could be the pinnacle.

"I WILL FUCK YOU, BUDDY! BEHENCHOD!"

I love it.

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livebeta t1_iwzh1qr wrote

Samuel L Jackson: surprised Pikachu face

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livebeta t1_iwycqct wrote

brilliant

I heard that in her deep raspy voice

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Kairamek t1_iwxy2t6 wrote

The tide goes out, the tide comes in. You can no longer explain that.

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DirtyHazza t1_iwy0xo0 wrote

Unless you have the exact mass of the moon, concentrated in a black hole orbiting in the same location. Then it continues as normal even though you can't see the black hole's gravitational lensing from earth's surface with the naked eye

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Masterfactor t1_iwylw9a wrote

A black hole moon could be a useful telescope

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SMS-T1 t1_iwymalt wrote

Would also be an excellent name for a indie metal bands debut album.

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cybervseas t1_iwyq1ua wrote

Black hole moon

Gone too soon

To push away the tides

Black home mo~on

Gone too soon

Gone too so~on

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Raz0rking t1_iwykiiw wrote

Davids face after that one was priceless. Even more so when you understand the context of it.

The Bill one sees there is a character switched on, wich took David completely by surprise.

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Dirty-Soul t1_iwyjmf1 wrote

Well, we had a moon... sips coffee ... It fell in the hole.

-President Tomska

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DinosaurianStarling t1_iwznogq wrote

"I would build a great black hole, and nobody builds holes better than me, and I'll build it very inexpensively. I'll build a great great hole along the orbit of the moon and I'll have the moon colony pay for it." - Donald Trump the Fourth of the American Monarchy

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glasswings t1_iwzhslb wrote

Technically we still do, it's that funny dimple in the star field.

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