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crazykid080 t1_iwy14es wrote

BEGINNING ENTRY FOR IGC SPECIES 5023. TRANSLATION FOR: HUMAN-ENGLISH

IDENTIFICATION: Human

RISK FACTOR: PALTIC

VOTE OF INCLUSION:

S10-1: AYE

S10-2: NAY

S10-3: AYE

S10-4: AYE

S10-5: AYE

TOTAL VOTE: 4-1 RESULT: FIRST CONTACT AND INCLUSION APPROVED

PHYSICAL DESCRIPTION: Humans are two legged, ground based creatures with two arms that walk upright. Not capable of flight without augmentation or external machines. Liquid traversal limited as well. Most possess capability to traverse H2O bodies for short periods and can float. Underwater capability limited to approximately 6e10 standard pulses. Capability varies based on individual. Sight limited to approximately 380-740 standard waves. Capable of standard hearing and touch. Evidence of taste and smell found. Unknown capability. [INFORMATION EXCLUDED. ACCESS RESTRICTED TO S8 AND HIGHER]

REASON FOR INCLUSION: IGC-5023 has been monitored for ██00 of their solar cycles. Recent activity in the past 400 cycles has shown near impossible progression of mathematics and science. As of ███████ galactic time, 3█ solar cycles ago, IGC-5023 has acheived ███ capability and is now traveling outside of their solar system. As this technology is of interest to the psionic council as well as [INFORMATION EXCLUDED]

ADDENDUM 5023-1

THREAT CLASS UPGRADED TO ARMINION. THEY DO NOT COME IN PEACE. ANY CONTACT MUST BE REPORTED TO S9 COMMAND AND WILL REQUIRE IMMEDIATE DEPLOYMENT OF █████████ CLASS VESSELS

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Fluxxdog t1_iwy409i wrote

Yeah, definite SCP vibes here.

"Were we the anomalies all along?"

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crazykid080 t1_iwy441a wrote

Yeah I've been on an SCP binge recently and I figured I'd parody it and have some fun. Wanted to try and make it into a small species documentation

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ScarlettPotato t1_iwyecny wrote

My dumbass kept on tapping at the covered parts thinking it was behind a spoiler tag.

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propixelchicken t1_iwylgoj wrote

As an scp fan I always like seeing shit like this but I feel like you fell into the "To Many Black Bars" problem here. Non of the sentences give any information all the crutial parts are censored. At the end it sadly felt like I read nothing. I like the twist at the end tho. "THEY DO NO COME IN PEACE" LOL

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crazykid080 t1_iwzdpx2 wrote

Yeah, if I spent more than 5 minutes in the back of a truck coming up with this I would have tried to add more instead of relying on the secrecy. I don't think I'll revisit it just because it's already posted, but hey, I'm happy with it. Plus who knows what the other 5000+ races are lol

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