crazykid080 t1_iwy14es wrote
BEGINNING ENTRY FOR IGC SPECIES 5023. TRANSLATION FOR: HUMAN-ENGLISH
IDENTIFICATION: Human
RISK FACTOR: PALTIC
VOTE OF INCLUSION:
S10-1: AYE
S10-2: NAY
S10-3: AYE
S10-4: AYE
S10-5: AYE
TOTAL VOTE: 4-1 RESULT: FIRST CONTACT AND INCLUSION APPROVED
PHYSICAL DESCRIPTION: Humans are two legged, ground based creatures with two arms that walk upright. Not capable of flight without augmentation or external machines. Liquid traversal limited as well. Most possess capability to traverse H2O bodies for short periods and can float. Underwater capability limited to approximately 6e10 standard pulses. Capability varies based on individual. Sight limited to approximately 380-740 standard waves. Capable of standard hearing and touch. Evidence of taste and smell found. Unknown capability. [INFORMATION EXCLUDED. ACCESS RESTRICTED TO S8 AND HIGHER]
REASON FOR INCLUSION: IGC-5023 has been monitored for ██00 of their solar cycles. Recent activity in the past 400 cycles has shown near impossible progression of mathematics and science. As of ███████ galactic time, 3█ solar cycles ago, IGC-5023 has acheived ███ capability and is now traveling outside of their solar system. As this technology is of interest to the psionic council as well as [INFORMATION EXCLUDED]
ADDENDUM 5023-1
THREAT CLASS UPGRADED TO ARMINION. THEY DO NOT COME IN PEACE. ANY CONTACT MUST BE REPORTED TO S9 COMMAND AND WILL REQUIRE IMMEDIATE DEPLOYMENT OF █████████ CLASS VESSELS
Fluxxdog t1_iwy409i wrote
Yeah, definite SCP vibes here.
"Were we the anomalies all along?"
crazykid080 t1_iwy441a wrote
Yeah I've been on an SCP binge recently and I figured I'd parody it and have some fun. Wanted to try and make it into a small species documentation
ScarlettPotato t1_iwyecny wrote
My dumbass kept on tapping at the covered parts thinking it was behind a spoiler tag.
propixelchicken t1_iwylgoj wrote
As an scp fan I always like seeing shit like this but I feel like you fell into the "To Many Black Bars" problem here. Non of the sentences give any information all the crutial parts are censored. At the end it sadly felt like I read nothing. I like the twist at the end tho. "THEY DO NO COME IN PEACE" LOL
crazykid080 t1_iwzdpx2 wrote
Yeah, if I spent more than 5 minutes in the back of a truck coming up with this I would have tried to add more instead of relying on the secrecy. I don't think I'll revisit it just because it's already posted, but hey, I'm happy with it. Plus who knows what the other 5000+ races are lol
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