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prejackpot t1_iwgpgn4 wrote

“Lady Enid, wait!” Captain Strong called after her. Enid kept walking along the garden path. The rain plastered her chestnut curls against her face. She didn’t turn even at the sound of muddy footsteps behind her, until Strong overtook her and stood in her path, an umbrella in his hand.

“If you insist on making me chase you, let us at least stay dry,” he said as he tilted the umbrella toward her.

“I insist on nothing,” she snapped back. “I departed, and hoped you would do likewise.”

“Lady Enid, please,” he gestured again. “You’re too sensible for these dramatics.”

Enid considered, and finally stepped forward under the umbrella. She was aware of their uncomfortable closeness. “Sensible?” she said. “I believe that’s the only compliment you’ve paid me. One generally compliments a lady for the first time before proposing to her.”

“Merely an observation, not a compliment,” Strong replied. “Much as describing you as plain-faced and wasp-tongued are observations, not insults.”

“Then allow me to observe, Captain, that you are arrogant and ill-mannered, and have suffered sadly few consequences for it only because of your father’s position.”

Strong nodded ruefully. “Keenly observed.”

Enid looked him up and down, an uncomfortable proposition from such close proximity. “And you are too muscular,” she said. “I could never find such a man appealing.”

“I could not find a woman such as yourself appealing at all,” Strong replied quickly.

“Very well,” Enid said. “We have observed each other most closely. Let us observe together that a marriage between us would be most unfortunate. So unless your proposal was simply meant as a mockery-”

“You have not observed closely enough, Lady Enid,” Strong said, gently resting his hand on hers. “We do not appeal to each other. We cannot appeal to each other. But that is what makes our marriage a most appealing proposition.”

Enid pulled her hand away. “Explain yourself.”

“I could not find any woman appealing,” Strong said slowly. “But I believe you find them very appealing indeed.”

Enid’s blood ran cold.

“We have always spoken plainly to each other, Lady Enid,” Strong continued. “Let us not stop now. Our feelings are incompatible with those of society. But perhaps they are not incompatible with one another.”

Enid lifted a hand. The rain had stopped. She stepped away from under the umbrella, but rested a hand on Strong’s arm. “Very well, Captain,” she said. “Let us discuss further.”

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JohnRCash t1_iwh33hm wrote

I was absolutely picturing an alternate universe version of this scene as I read this.

Sterling work.

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prejackpot t1_iwhsr8h wrote

Thank you! I had forgotten that that particular scene even takes place in the rain in that movie, but apparently the trope had burrowed into my brain anyway.

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cat_astr0naut t1_iwi4hbg wrote

Amazing!! I'm imagining this would be a compatible marriage, indeed! Who cares that Lady Enid had a favorite"lady in waiting", and Captain Strong has a desicated, handsome "secretary"? Cheers for gay- lesbianian solidarity!

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BontoSyl t1_iwil3mo wrote

That is a real thing, and it's called a Lavender Marriage.

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Blubelle85 t1_iwjf2cr wrote

I hope he's not desicated and is instead dedicated!! If he is indeed desicated, how is he still functioning??

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