Why do I have to be god?

You're not becoming god.

It's the power to do anything and know everything. It's god.

Ok, fine, if it makes you feel better you'll be god.

It doesn't. I don't want to be god.

And that's why you should be god.

That doesn't make any sense.

Sure it does. Anyone who wants to be god shouldn't be god.

...ok, fine, it makes sense. Still don't want it.

Again that's a good thing.

I came in here hoping I could get, like, perfectly cooked grilled cheese, or know every 5th question on any standardized test. What should I even do with something like this?

Don't know. That's for god to decide.

You're annoying, you know that?

I have been told. Now then, we are running out of time.

If we run out of time, do I get to not be god?

Nope, sorry. Just take it already. I'd prefer for this to be at least somewhat consensual.

Well it isn't.
Fine. If I blow up the world or erase our timeline or something it's on you.

Well, not on me really, but point taken. Good luck.

Yeah whatever.