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Paper_Shotgun t1_iyy7fhz wrote

Vampires: We don't need to drink blood anymore!

Everyone: Hurray!

Vampires: Now we don't need to keep the humans around anymore!

Humanity: *surprised pikachu face*

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dimlightsthicksmoke t1_iyyyu45 wrote

Please also write vitamin k 🙏 into your vamps. Vitamin d alone can build up calcium in their arteries. Unless calcified arteries is part of the plot. 🦇

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Furicel t1_iyzaxck wrote

Affording human blood? In this economy? Thanks, but I'm broke, I'll just have to take these pills.

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