Imagine the most divine steak you've ever tasted. The meat melting in your mouth as you bite into it. The juices eking out onto the plate as you cut into the succulent sirloin. Live in that moment. Let it seep into your bones.

Now wake the fuck up and realize you can't afford that shit anymore with a family.

For those moments when you're forced to settle, we hope you'll choose Golden Corral. We don't try our hardest, and we don't do our best, but you'll take it anyways because it's better than McDonald's for the fourth fucking time this week.

For those special moments...

Those important times you want to share...

Or all of those occasions when you wanted to say yes...

On those days, in those brief, precious seconds...

Find it in yourself to COME ON DOWN TO Cici's!!!

At Cici's, say yes to our snow powdered brownies, our grease covered, store-bought pizza, and our signature dough baked with cheese and parmesan!

After, hit the links with your family! See if YOU can beat the Skeeball JACKPOT!

A confetti effect streams down the TV screen while the camera whips around Cici's, before landing on the employees beaming at the audience.

"Come join the Cici's family!"

The employees grin ear to ear as though a man behind the camera holds a gun on them.

Still wondering how we are in business, so are we. Here at Applebee's, we provide the barest of minimum of service because we couldn't be bothered to treat employees like people. When we are paying them nothing and expect you to tip with all of our food that makes microwave meals strive to be better to not be associated with. Like our Ribs that barely have any meat on them and are ninety percent Bone. If you haven't been dissatisfied with our food, come on down to the bar and order our overpriced mixed drinks that make five out of five bartenders cringe and won't wipe away the lackluster experience you had. Don't forget to look at all the Kichy crap on the walls to make sure that the flea market down the street stays in business. Remember here at Applebee's It is technically Food.

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