“Eh. Its not real.”

The writer says staring at the comment. Sure, they could look up what SCP 682 is and truly craft a witty narrative that defeats it. Or react in horror as it seemingly is an unkillable being in the world of SCP. But that is the trick:

Its all fiction.

And whats the best way to kill off a character? Not even believing in it. They sit back and type up their response as such and headed straight to bed.