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Oba936 t1_j5ltstv wrote

„I wish you weren’t so sad.“ The sentence cut through the silence like a hot knife through butter.

Wait. Did I say that out loud?

Everybody stared at me. First and foremost all the people who stood in the cue before me.

One wish per adult per year. Only granted if never asked before. Those were the rules. So people cued and went one at a time. Some friend of mine had jobbed here as crowdhandlers.

The genie actually never had set this system up, it just kind of happened as the ages went by, and no one had dared or cared to challenge the process. Well, at least until what just happened. Because of me. Oops.

In my Defense: I was not exactly in my best self. Having just turned 18 the night prior had left parts of my brain not quite up to the task.

„That wish has never been asked of me.“ the genie finally declared. With a smile.

Wait what?

My brain could not really comprehend what just happened. Did I just get my wish?! But that means …

„But we get like one wish each year?! No one ever asked you that?! How long have you been this miserable for?“ my hungover, still slightly drunk brain had no mind for the outraged pilgrims around me. This was my birthday, and if genie boy over there and I got along then I would make the most of it.

„I wish everyone who came for years, got multiple chances and never once thought about using a single one for you would lose their future wishes.“ I said with all the Sass I could bring up. Brilliant. Everyone looked at me like I murdered some Kittens.

Idiots. The lot of them. Everyone knows. One try per year. I already had my shot. Even my messed up head could not forget that one. I waved like some royal, turned on my step and left the stage.

Or tried to.

„That wish has never been asked of me before.“

I stopped dead in my tracks.

Oops.

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Shibbledibbler t1_j5mx8fl wrote

Oh damn, if he was born between the first and second wish then that'd work perfectly

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idiot-bones t1_j5nko3q wrote

this reads like a paul jennings story!! brilliantly done

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DueAnalysis2 t1_j5ok3gl wrote

I didn't get it: he asked for two wishes?

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Oba936 t1_j5omvbz wrote

He asked a second one, and it at least looks like he got that one granted as well.
I'm going with the great Tarantino here for everything beyond that. ;)

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Kizer_Sewze t1_j5opm1q wrote

I was really hoping after the second wish the response would be slightly different, like “The genie smiled as he spoke, ‘That wish has never been asked of me’”

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donutguy640 t1_j6a3883 wrote

I find the ,,quote" method interesting. Also, was kind of wondering if the once/year bit was part of the system that the genie never set up.

Good show old boy! (young girl? middle aged naked mole rat android?)

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