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wcollins260 OP t1_j9h4cto wrote

Reply to comment by [deleted] in She insists on sitting in the chair for hours while I do paperwork. by wcollins260

She tries to, I spend about 15 minutes yelling at her to stop before she settles down.

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ProStrats t1_j9jaod7 wrote

I read your comment first as "STOP STOP STOP STOP, NO NO NO!!!" for 15 minutes, but in reality is probably some 15 minute long iteration of the following...

You hear noise

Look up, cat makes eye contact with paws and claws outstretched

"Don't you dare."

Cat puts paws back down, you look away

You look back up after 1 second

Cat paws out stretched, cat looks up, sees you and pauses

"I said, don't. you. dare."

Cat stares, challenging your power

Insert cat name "I said no!"

Cat puts paws down, you stare, cat stares

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