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MixMaxMirror t1_jae90qi wrote
This made me lol
AuthorityAnarchyYes t1_jacfs1o wrote
He’s just ferreting out the truth.
It’s what they do.
HiVisVestNinja t1_jacg5zv wrote
No, that's a floof noodle, not a danger noodle.
PinkPixieGlitterGod t1_jacvmct wrote
Yes, but not the kind you'd expect... you're in more financial danger than anything, now that he knows how to use the dark arts to steal your wallet and socks.
WhiskeyJack-13 OP t1_jacwujc wrote
These kleptos don’t need lessons on how to steal.
cardanos_folly t1_jacg2i5 wrote
A ferret that reads Tarot....what could go wrong....
TheDumbass666 t1_jadjt29 wrote
"alfredo" yes, best name 10/10
eternalbeansoup t1_jadmo5n wrote
All hail Alfredo
sherlockthegoldfish t1_jaeakxj wrote
He's reading it upside down. You're in deep trouble.
kissmekate48 t1_jaeiwa9 wrote
Backwards spells. 😮
GeorgeMyght t1_jacgp4p wrote
Rikki Tarot Tavi
debr1126 t1_jacmuhy wrote
He's reading it upside down, so all the cards' meanings will be reversed. Not the best for accuracy...
Jerrys_Wife t1_jadoy5k wrote
All signs point to “Yes.”
brasskat t1_jae4aec wrote
You mean your familiar Alfredo right?
Jumpin-Jebus t1_jaeh961 wrote
Occult Ferret; a new super hero series. Coming soon, only on Netflux....
adamthegamingidiot t1_jacrnki wrote
He just wanna know what happienin
Defela t1_jadre1j wrote
He heard knowledge is power.
[deleted] t1_jae9uv7 wrote
Don't worry, there's only a small chance he'll summon the dark lord and take over the earth. :)
1ndomitablespirit t1_jaelf6a wrote
Sadly, when a human gets transformed into a ferret, they lose the ability to read. He may recognize the symbol vaguely, knowing that something similar turned him into a critter. He's just trying to turn back into a human so he can finish his quest!
Own-Pineapple2507 t1_jad12lx wrote
Lil cutie
motley3382 t1_jadmoer wrote
r/WitchesVsPatriarchy ?
dashKay t1_jadrp3i wrote
Nah, most he can do with that is make stuff up and scam people.
MixMaxMirror t1_jae8y2p wrote
I dunno, ask him for a reading? Maybe he can tell you. Also post the video of him doing a reading, thanks.
BartholomewBandy t1_jae6e26 wrote
You’re in danger of being turned into a ferret.
crown_valley t1_jady03h wrote
that's the most adorable name
roxinmyhead t1_jae6x18 wrote
I love the name Alfredo😍
ZealousidealWin3177 t1_jaej7bm wrote
No don't think so, hopefully great news 😺🍀
NickNoraCharles t1_jaevhtq wrote
Hard to say, he does look like he's trying to distract you with cuteness while he casts a spell.
If we don't hear back from you, we'll organize an exorcism.
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Viffer98 t1_jacuhq9 wrote
I don't wanna alarm you but I think that -is- your daughter.