Think_Hall_7826 t1_jedysdq wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:40 AM

I have seen the world... and I want no part of it.

booboorocksout t1_jeehdos wrote on March 31, 2023 at 12:58 PM

Relatable 🤲🏻

Celticlady47 t1_jedhmey wrote on March 31, 2023 at 5:41 AM

I'm so happy that your wee one is back safe with you.

RogueLadyCerulean OP t1_jedibzg wrote on March 31, 2023 at 5:50 AM

Thanks. Same here. I have been so heartbroken every day she was missing.

AllMyCommentsSarcasm t1_jedkzaj wrote on March 31, 2023 at 6:23 AM

I'm so glad she trotted back in after slipping out!

What a lil stinker!

Lord_Mormont t1_jeeiixl wrote on March 31, 2023 at 1:07 PM

"Well THAT sucked." -- Tina probably.

Scott801258 t1_jedlk6x wrote on March 31, 2023 at 6:31 AM

Always my worst fear. I'm careful Everytime I open a door but they can be so fast when they want to.. Happy she is back !

RedKetchup73 t1_jedhqyr wrote on March 31, 2023 at 5:43 AM

Congrats...she's probable preganante now

RogueLadyCerulean OP t1_jedi9m0 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 5:49 AM

She and her sister were spayed prior to us adopting them, so it would be one hell of a miracle if she were.

RedKetchup73 t1_jediesi wrote on March 31, 2023 at 5:51 AM

But if it happens..PLEASE name one of them Jesus

Humble_Cucumber_5600 t1_jedj9k3 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 6:01 AM

Preganante snort chuckle

RedKetchup73 t1_jedje53 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 6:03 AM

prenagante Sorry my bad

ShoulderSquirrelVT t1_jedjwwo wrote on March 31, 2023 at 6:09 AM

probable Pomegranate now.

booboorocksout t1_jeehgp8 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 12:58 PM

I see what you did there

Paradoxmoose t1_jednw98 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 7:02 AM

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Wcv2ZYKnawY

MoreMegadeth t1_jedx8hn wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:18 AM

Pergnat*

immortalpleides t1_jeh1c87 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:27 PM

Am I gregnant?

momentoirl t1_jee651y wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:13 AM

Things are much better at home with treats and scritches. Glad she made it back to you.

Mecha_Tortoise t1_jee3w0n wrote on March 31, 2023 at 10:48 AM

I'm happy for you that Tina came home to you, and I'm sure you were very upset while she was gone.
However, gluing a cat to yourself seems a bit extreme.

RogueLadyCerulean OP t1_jeelta4 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 1:32 PM

Y'know, I didn't see the potential for that joke until I read your comment. Well played. :)

IAmNotABartender t1_jegdzc0 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 8:39 PM

You lose a cat for a week and see how you feel!

coffcat t1_jeeegkq wrote on March 31, 2023 at 12:34 PM

This to me is my biggest fear. I'm really lucky that mine have no desire to go outside. Maybe get one of those chip/tracking collars so you can find her right away next time?

brutecookie5 t1_jeefrzd wrote on March 31, 2023 at 12:45 PM

So jealous right now. Grover (who looked a lot like this cat) got out when the door to the garage didn't shut right enough and never came back.

Glad it turned out well for the two of you.

RogueLadyCerulean OP t1_jefude8 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 6:28 PM

I'm so sorry to hear that! When I was about 10, one of my family's cats went outside and never came back in. We suspected he was caught by a coyote (I grew up in an area that has tons of them), and it broke my heart. I hope Grover found peace, one way or the other. <3

Senobe2 t1_jeg06a6 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 7:07 PM

🥺😿

shywicklow t1_jef3own wrote on March 31, 2023 at 3:34 PM

Call of the wild wasn't so much fun, eh Tina?

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colemon1991 t1_jeey4ov wrote on March 31, 2023 at 2:58 PM

Tina looks like she will never forgive herself for being curious. She's probably glad to be alive as opposed to the idiom's assumption.

gatorbeetle t1_jeelxyr wrote on March 31, 2023 at 1:33 PM

A few years ago, our Jude was gone for 6 weeks. We had given up on finding him. He was glued to my SO for months, barely even taking time to eat.

Disastrous-Bee-1557 t1_jefb7w4 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:23 PM

Tina has seen some shit.

lacey92122 t1_jeed1xv wrote on March 31, 2023 at 12:22 PM

She's a beauty, so glad she came home safe.

NotARobotDefACyborg t1_jefeqjd wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:46 PM

Look at that beautiful baby. Glad for you that she came home, it's so scary when they get outside and don't pop right back in the door.

Hiscuteblondewife t1_jefjw0d wrote on March 31, 2023 at 5:19 PM

My cat never runs out the door for some reason, she always comes to the door only if I’m coming home. Maybe it’s because she thinks I have food. Anyway I’m happy your fluff ball is back with you.

likethedishes t1_jeg3744 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 7:27 PM

All these comments and not a single napoleon dynamite joke??

Okay I’ll go, Welcome home Tina, you fat lard

FoxKing983 t1_jefxxto wrote on March 31, 2023 at 6:52 PM

she was like "MOM IM NEVER GOING BACK OUT! A TO OF PEOPLE WANTED TO BOOP ME AND SEE MY BEANS! PLEASE DONT LET THEM SEE MY BEANS!'

Traditional-Yak-5657 t1_jefbxaq wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:28 PM

That feeling of relief and love when they trot- and why do they trot!?- back in the door-

EarlyZZ t1_jefvjgg wrote on March 31, 2023 at 6:36 PM

I'm so glad she came back to you. I bet she is too!

Angry0tter t1_jefonb9 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 5:50 PM

I’m so glad to hear that she made it back to you safely, OP.

Melodic_Awareness500 t1_jeg0s55 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 7:11 PM

My cats (all 4 ;u;) were rescue kittens, found in a park during Texas' freeze. They're terrified of the outside, and I'm so glad I don't have to worry about them running because I have to go outside often, taking care of my other animals, and don't always have the hands to shut the door behind me. Never once have they even tried. Poor traumatized babies, lol

SkoolBoi19 t1_jeg1jcw wrote on March 31, 2023 at 7:16 PM

My girls cat got away from her up in the mountains of TN…. After a month she swore he was going to come back because it was one sane moon phase as when he left. Didn’t believe her for a second…. Damn cat showed up that fucking night.

Happy yours came back too

Far-Brother3882 t1_jeg5ci8 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 7:41 PM

I’d have been so worried if that happened with any of mine - I’m glad she’s home!

Frosty_Dog2319 t1_jegwwha wrote on March 31, 2023 at 10:53 PM

She very well may have had a bad experience. She obviously knows she in a safe and loving home with you .

mazes_and_roses t1_jegx62l wrote on March 31, 2023 at 10:55 PM

Tina hahaha, I love it when dogs and cats have human names! Like Jeff or Mike

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ryan7251 t1_jego9yf wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:49 PM

Mom.....I had SOOOOO MUCH SEX!

jfcihts t1_jegtj62 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 10:28 PM

I’m a woman now!

Active_Perception431 t1_jedpqc4 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 7:27 AM

Congratulations. Frankie is out making babies. Been gone 3 months thus time. He will bring his sorry but home around Easter. Every single gle year.

booboorocksout t1_jeehl0q wrote on March 31, 2023 at 12:59 PM

Man follows his dreams 💭🏃‍♂️

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