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Little_mis_rebel t1_iu6zu2k wrote
That cat is orange, sir.
SubrbanPostmdrnism t1_iu704ai wrote
I do, but not if a rogue rouge cat approaches. Definitely not.
Dumpster_Sauce t1_iu70bs1 wrote
But if it was rouge would you pet it?
Undecidedseason t1_iu70i7b wrote
Appreciate a good troll
whatlmaooooo t1_iu70onp wrote
Uh, no. I dont *just* pet it. I pick that little cutie up and cradle it like a freaking baby. so cute 🥹🥹🥺🥺
WhoBroughtTheCoolKid t1_iu72250 wrote
Only hussy cats wear rouge!
VongQui000 t1_iu72h64 wrote
you mean a chonky cat?
PunnyBaker t1_iu72iae wrote
I stick my hand out and let it sniff me before I try to pet
SSBKKGogeta1 t1_iu72nwf wrote
No. (I am allergic)
groovynermal t1_iu72q76 wrote
Always! Unless it's a Pallas cat.... Then I approach and say "good kitty" and get mauled. But it would be worth it to boop one's nose 😻
Massive_Ad_8856 t1_iu734i5 wrote
I would sit down and have a chat with the cat !
Interesting_Ad3959 t1_iu73whw wrote
He’s trooping like he’s on a mission.. I would let him pass go and try again later.
chatminteresse t1_iu73zge wrote
The body is round
Environmental_Point3 t1_iu74sdk wrote
This cat is on a mission.
You move out of its way and nod once out of respect.
lily_chicago t1_iu75qbj wrote
What are the consequences if you don't pet it?
willowssometimesrigh t1_iu75yqe wrote
That depends… are you a gambler? It’s a roll of the dice even with peoples own cats if they will want or allow pets from millisecond to millisecond. Pet it if you’re feeling lucky lol
BubbaYoshi117 t1_iu762ks wrote
This cat appears to be more tawny than rouge, but I'd do what I do with all cats: crouch down, put my hand out towards it, and see if it wants pets from a stranger
zyyntin t1_iu7640k wrote
davidmlewisjr t1_iu76a8o wrote
Yes, if kitty approaches you, you are required to offer pets.
whitetiger893 t1_iu76zre wrote
As is how one is supposed to do before petting a cat!
Scott801258 t1_iu770sw wrote
Yes Always
nowheretoday t1_iu77qkd wrote
Looks fluffy, I pets
CDNbaconNeggs t1_iu783tc wrote
Every. Single. Time.
AdorableBig2988 t1_iu78lsy wrote
If I get the smell-test green light.
Team39Hermes t1_iu795h9 wrote
Of course!
BrownShoeJenny t1_iu799gw wrote
If he wants to be pet, sure.
Algum t1_iu79aqx wrote
Either that or I'd put it on my cheeks.
BrownShoeJenny t1_iu79ef8 wrote
Get back!
I_summon_poop t1_iu7a8zn wrote
You stand still and slowly crouch down and wait patiently for it to decide if you are worth the effort lol
Hopeful_Rope_5360 t1_iu7b529 wrote
As you get close a giant red health Bar appears the cat awaits as boss music plays.
Graflex01867 t1_iu7c1zh wrote
Are you willing to accept the quest?
If so, attempt the pet. If not, withdraw immediately, for on occasion, the quest chooses you.
BooSlothness t1_iu7cjhk wrote
If it lets me!
Loretta-West t1_iu7e36w wrote
You miss out on petting a cat.
AWonderland42 t1_iu7fsct wrote
I go “hey buuuddy!” And wiggle my fingers dow low to see if he comes over, and if he does I let him smell my hand, and if he rubs against my legs then I carefully pet him, and if he seems okay with that he gets more pets.
I have a neighbor cat that pretends to be chill, but then gets a bit mouthy.
Tori_Kitty0901 t1_iu7gdby wrote
Yes
Suzannelakemi t1_iu7h54a wrote
If it wants to first.
Suzannelakemi t1_iu7hc1g wrote
You my cat people
Suzannelakemi t1_iu7hdw3 wrote
Ultimate781 t1_iu7hl0s wrote
Yes.
lizzofatroll t1_iu7hr7c wrote
patricialong1895 t1_iu7i3qe wrote
I’m sorry. Is this a rhetorical question.
bouldersizedboulder t1_iu7iesi wrote
The belly is a trap.
External_Extent_7492 t1_iu7pvpm wrote
y e s
Nutteria t1_iu7rnh2 wrote
formeraide t1_iu7s3ej wrote
Does that mean it's worth one point?
(For Canadians only.)
happyhippy27 t1_iu7s92u wrote
Always! Every single time
Infinite_Leg2998 t1_iu7tre6 wrote
It would 100% be worth the mailing! 🐈💕
SnailFarts t1_iu7tv0q wrote
No. I'm unfortunately very allergic
Alligator_Fridge t1_iu7ujcd wrote
Yes, i may pet the cet
RealLiveGirl t1_iu7urfr wrote
Yes. You always pet the cat
[deleted] t1_iu7ut3w wrote
xXSacred420Xx t1_iu7wdn3 wrote
Im colorblind and even I can tell you that rogue cat wandering about is not rouge
Ready_Homework7020 t1_iu7wej6 wrote
Sorta rouge
Helenium_autumnale t1_iu7wxkq wrote
Yep--give the cat the choice of whether to engage.
Helenium_autumnale t1_iu7x367 wrote
Oh, do you have something against rascally ruddy felines?
BrigBubblez t1_iu7x3gc wrote
I kneel down and see if it allows me too
onomatopoetix t1_iu7zkjg wrote
upon closer inspection...hmmm. It does appear to be wearing eyeliner. Not quite rouge, but ok
doriangrey1861 t1_iu808c3 wrote
Noo...he has intentions in his eyes
Katseye1975 t1_iu80apl wrote
If it'll let me.
thenameskody t1_iu83j7y wrote
Of course u pet it
Icy_Complaint308 t1_iu83okp wrote
Well, yes
TommayTomiTome t1_iu84xxo wrote
Moulin Rouge cat.
Taro_skater2868 t1_iu8771a wrote
Yes, I’m allergic
Expensive-Track4002 t1_iu87n2j wrote
No.
Its_Ok_Im_An_Aussie t1_iu87nqg wrote
Yes. Even if it claws my eyes out, yes.
King_Crab_Sushi t1_iu88dp9 wrote
You can but be prepared to return home with a new roommate
swanqueen109 t1_iu88vv0 wrote
Love bites
Expert-Notice8272 t1_iu89zfh wrote
yes
PotatoGaming447 t1_iu8a0df wrote
No, I purchase Items as he is a travelling merchant.
Neat_Expression_5380 t1_iu8artb wrote
If cat wants pets, cat gets pets.
KrimsonKnight99 t1_iu8c2yr wrote
If a cat comes up and is friendly of course I'm petting it.
NeccoOnFire t1_iu8cm2g wrote
Pet it and bring it with me on the journey
Electrical-Act-7170 t1_iu8j60l wrote
We'll stop on our journey to see if the cat's inclined to be social. If so, sit down & commune with Kitty.
angry-pedestr1an t1_iu8jjp8 wrote
Yes. And then I will also submit to the predictable on the back hand-biting attack, as that is the primary purpose of cinnamon kitties.
padmasundari t1_iu8kefu wrote
Yeah I wouldn't say it's rouge, very light orange perhaps.
Alessandra_Vanni t1_iu8mkhk wrote
Only if he/she agrees
AncientTry5709 t1_iu8nsnp wrote
Yes
catsgreaterthanpeopl t1_iu8oao4 wrote
If the cat wants pet, you pet the cat.
badfantasyrx t1_iu8oy92 wrote
There are other options? Can it talk?
UnitedDifference1944 t1_iu8smin wrote
Trick question. Will the cat let me pet it? We shall approach and see
Bruinman86 t1_iu8so1s wrote
Yes. But I make sure I wash my hands when i get home so I'm not passing anything on to my cats. We always pet the neighbors cats on our daily walk. They seek us out now.
Fafafalada t1_iu8tb0m wrote
r/petTheDamnCat
MrDannySantos t1_iu8tflt wrote
Rule 12
Chill_Edoeard t1_iu8va4q wrote
This is the way
Upstairs-Kangaroo766 t1_iu8wd95 wrote
Always pet the fluffy
Upstairs-Kangaroo766 t1_iu8wfbg wrote
Take all my up votes
LostinAusten84 t1_iu8wn7y wrote
Rouge? Yes. Rogue? Also yes.
ManikShamanik t1_iu8wng4 wrote
I'd not call it 'rouge' it's more of a ginger... 😜
Jewel-Dragon1 t1_iu8xq1q wrote
Yes
ZappyKitten t1_iu8yeee wrote
I kneel down and hold out my hand, fingers curled in towards my palm. I wait for the cat to acknowledge and give permission for pets or interaction.
COMPUTER1313 t1_iu8zdi5 wrote
I did that once with a kitten.
It then rubbed its head and body against my hand while purring. So I scratched its back gently.
And then it started biting my hand hard. When I pulled my hand away, it went after my ankle to bite it. :(
Cue me running away from the kitten in panic while it chased me.
scrubschick t1_iu8znr1 wrote
You better get back to the woods!
AhmediMulla t1_iu8zr22 wrote
Always pet, might start a cool side quest
scrubschick t1_iu8zu16 wrote
I just avoid the “pet my tummy” scam but ear scritches and back strokes yes definitely
Upset_Ad9929 t1_iu907ew wrote
That cat is not rouge. It's a lighter shade of pale.
PunnyBaker t1_iu90a81 wrote
That sounds both totally expected by a cat and also a hilarious visual frantically running away from a pursuing kitten lol
Just because a cat lets you pet it, it doesn't mean it won't also attack you lol
OddSir5571 t1_iu93pc4 wrote
But I’ll slow blink first.
EmergencyBody7508 t1_iu9blnt wrote
Yes without hesitation.
Slade_Riprock t1_iu9d3z1 wrote
There are two ferrals that live in this wooded park. Each evening about time people get off work and hit the trails they come out and sprawl across the paved path. I call them trail kitties and their toll is belly rubs.
Sprinklypoo t1_iu9efu6 wrote
Are cats colorblind?
ChrisMahoney t1_iu9ejrx wrote
Of course.
Moons_Of_Gaming t1_iu9epoe wrote
E v e r y c a t I p a s s b y w I l l g e t p e t s
MeadowcrestRPGMV3D t1_iu9ey5t wrote
3! You go to pet it above its tail, but end up getting the stinkhole.
BoB_nugget t1_iu9gt6g wrote
Always pet the cat
Rowmyownboat t1_iu9h8b3 wrote
More beige than rouge.
FallenIsAWeirdCat t1_iu9hq2l wrote
I don’t just pet it but I pick it up and just...walk around with it saying I got a new party member
Turbulent_Produce821 t1_iu9ihzn wrote
It’s a flerken!
whatlmaooooo t1_iu9jgqr wrote
Damn man
SPEEDANDMOMENTUM t1_iu9jngl wrote
Oui oui madame, orange.
cat_reporter t1_iu9jynt wrote
report: A lost wanderer, and perhaps a merchant of sorts, this cat is certainly mystical.
DjinnOfYourDreams t1_iu9md7y wrote
rogue?
justreddis t1_iu9ozj4 wrote
It’s not an option. It’s destination.
hollow_axolotol t1_iu9q2f7 wrote
YES
MikeIsRed80 t1_iu9qggb wrote
Yes
lotusflower64 t1_iu9r1ve wrote
AlitaHackett t1_iu9uatv wrote
Awwwww so cuute
MauricioMurazik t1_iu9uioo wrote
I'm going to die of cuteness overload!
EdisonMueller t1_iu9v8ju wrote
So stinkin' cute!
BlossomSchumm t1_iu9vhk8 wrote
Your cuteness is beyond words!
GabriellaConsidine t1_iu9vi7d wrote
so cuuteee!!
VenettaSteuber t1_iu9vxls wrote
What does it like to eat?
MyrticeKlein t1_iu9wnwo wrote
How precious
Burglekutt_2000 t1_iu9xj6e wrote
Yes and use my catvoice :D
wert1234576 t1_iu9xs5t wrote
Always. He'll I got written up once for being late back at an old job cause there were cats on my route and the were super friendly.
MundaneExtent0 t1_iua02u7 wrote
Why are so many people struggling with rogue vs rouge lately lol?
KatsRule99 t1_iua3bvl wrote
Rouge, orange no matter, all cats I encounter are petted. Just can't resist 😽
civilwar142pa t1_iua3fps wrote
Always. I went to a small village with my brother and mom a couple years ago. They had a bunch of shops so we were going to each one. Met an adorable chunky black cat outside one of them, of course loved on him, and he then followed us all over the village, waiting outside each shop for more attention. He was obviously someone's cat or I would've taken him home in a second.
GreenArmour406 t1_iua6aps wrote
You tell that cat I said “pspspspspspspspspspsps”
Heaphones18 t1_iua6krs wrote
Yes.
modelmaker70 t1_iua7k51 wrote
Just look at the bones!
Independent_Bake_257 t1_iua85pl wrote
Always. I'm always hoping I will meet a cat on my walks. Can never resist them.
Character_Profile891 t1_iuagje1 wrote
Yes, pet it very much
dontfightthehood t1_iuaif78 wrote
Yes.
Yes what?
Pet the cat.
Pet what?
Pet the damn cat!
I don’t appreciate swearing.
Look.
A rogue cat approaches, do you pet it?
RavenMcG t1_iuajetu wrote
Well poo...
beatbox2sleep t1_iuamtwg wrote
Rogue, not rouge.
SometimesSometimes88 t1_iuaucxo wrote
It wanted pets only on its terms.
Alexis-The-Fallen t1_iuavdqe wrote
No, because I don't want to risk getting scratched...
CheerfulMelancholy t1_iuave7o wrote
I PET
Little_Appearance_77 t1_iub0z2g wrote
Yessir
PureDistribution2327 t1_iub6adc wrote
Always!!!
New-Wing5164 t1_iubijzb wrote
Yes. Yes you do.
wanderingstorm t1_iu6zmic wrote
Always