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SubrbanPostmdrnism t1_iu704ai wrote

I do, but not if a rogue rouge cat approaches. Definitely not.

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whatlmaooooo t1_iu70onp wrote

Uh, no. I dont *just* pet it. I pick that little cutie up and cradle it like a freaking baby. so cute 🥹🥹🥺🥺

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RavenMcG t1_iu70urz wrote

I roll for initiative and pet it.

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rusty1066 t1_iu722a1 wrote

I’m blushing with anticipation

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PunnyBaker t1_iu72iae wrote

I stick my hand out and let it sniff me before I try to pet

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groovynermal t1_iu72q76 wrote

Always! Unless it's a Pallas cat.... Then I approach and say "good kitty" and get mauled. But it would be worth it to boop one's nose 😻

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Interesting_Ad3959 t1_iu73whw wrote

He’s trooping like he’s on a mission.. I would let him pass go and try again later.

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twohedwlf t1_iu73yqu wrote

You even spelled rogue wrong, but were still right.

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Environmental_Point3 t1_iu74sdk wrote

This cat is on a mission.

You move out of its way and nod once out of respect.

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lily_chicago t1_iu75qbj wrote

What are the consequences if you don't pet it?

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willowssometimesrigh t1_iu75yqe wrote

That depends… are you a gambler? It’s a roll of the dice even with peoples own cats if they will want or allow pets from millisecond to millisecond. Pet it if you’re feeling lucky lol

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BubbaYoshi117 t1_iu762ks wrote

This cat appears to be more tawny than rouge, but I'd do what I do with all cats: crouch down, put my hand out towards it, and see if it wants pets from a stranger

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davidmlewisjr t1_iu76a8o wrote

Yes, if kitty approaches you, you are required to offer pets.

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Givemebj t1_iu789ng wrote

Pokemon live in the tall grass

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I_summon_poop t1_iu7a8zn wrote

You stand still and slowly crouch down and wait patiently for it to decide if you are worth the effort lol

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akila219 t1_iu7b1o1 wrote

Pet it??? Pick it up and cuddle that lil cute thing

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Hopeful_Rope_5360 t1_iu7b529 wrote

As you get close a giant red health Bar appears the cat awaits as boss music plays.

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Graflex01867 t1_iu7c1zh wrote

Are you willing to accept the quest?

If so, attempt the pet. If not, withdraw immediately, for on occasion, the quest chooses you.

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AloaloasA t1_iu7e1mw wrote

If it’s a rouge it’s in friendly so maybe not, but I’ll watch it from afar

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AWonderland42 t1_iu7fsct wrote

I go “hey buuuddy!” And wiggle my fingers dow low to see if he comes over, and if he does I let him smell my hand, and if he rubs against my legs then I carefully pet him, and if he seems okay with that he gets more pets.

I have a neighbor cat that pretends to be chill, but then gets a bit mouthy.

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DrCr4nK t1_iu7j0ap wrote

Do him have wares?

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formeraide t1_iu7s3ej wrote

Does that mean it's worth one point?

(For Canadians only.)

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SnailFarts t1_iu7tv0q wrote

No. I'm unfortunately very allergic

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DotChud t1_iu7urb6 wrote

You do if you don’t mind getting rouge on your hands from a rogue cat.

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Bai_Cha t1_iu7vuzt wrote

This is a funny question to me. I live in a city where you meet several cats on a normal walk to work. You would never pet one, for fear of fleas.

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RXIXX777 t1_iu7w12t wrote

Depends on it's tone of meow, first and foremost

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xXSacred420Xx t1_iu7wdn3 wrote

Im colorblind and even I can tell you that rogue cat wandering about is not rouge

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BrigBubblez t1_iu7x3gc wrote

I kneel down and see if it allows me too

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tenroy6 t1_iu7y4h5 wrote

Ears perked, tail down. Nope im good.

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R8er-Fan t1_iu800mn wrote

Literally every single time

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omnibossk t1_iu87nz9 wrote

Only if it’s branded L'Oréal Paris.

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King_Crab_Sushi t1_iu88dp9 wrote

You can but be prepared to return home with a new roommate

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SL3D t1_iu88rxu wrote

It depends on the cat’s tail.

If it’s snaking: NO

If it’s a question mark, stiff, loose or rattling: Yes

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PotatoGaming447 t1_iu8a0df wrote

No, I purchase Items as he is a travelling merchant.

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KrimsonKnight99 t1_iu8c2yr wrote

If a cat comes up and is friendly of course I'm petting it.

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NeccoOnFire t1_iu8cm2g wrote

Pet it and bring it with me on the journey

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TheNiliu t1_iu8dx6z wrote

A red cat? Rouge is red, think you mean rogue.

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JKV_403 t1_iu8entt wrote

If khajiit has wares to sell, then I would gladly approach.

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Electrical-Act-7170 t1_iu8j60l wrote

We'll stop on our journey to see if the cat's inclined to be social. If so, sit down & commune with Kitty.

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angry-pedestr1an t1_iu8jjp8 wrote

Yes. And then I will also submit to the predictable on the back hand-biting attack, as that is the primary purpose of cinnamon kitties.

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kmr19 t1_iu8kj39 wrote

Snape’s voice Obviously

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dvoecks t1_iu8kmee wrote

If it looks well-fed and doesn't have matted fur, it's probably somebody's pet and is used to people. If not, I'm not saying "no", but it'd better be one charming-ass cat.

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Steff_164 t1_iu8ny1e wrote

Yes, pets and head scratches

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badfantasyrx t1_iu8oy92 wrote

There are other options? Can it talk?

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Axora t1_iu8re2j wrote

In what world does a person NOT pet a cat

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UnitedDifference1944 t1_iu8smin wrote

Trick question. Will the cat let me pet it? We shall approach and see

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Bruinman86 t1_iu8so1s wrote

Yes. But I make sure I wash my hands when i get home so I'm not passing anything on to my cats. We always pet the neighbors cats on our daily walk. They seek us out now.

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jy7277 t1_iu8tg2g wrote

Are you kidding??! I try to pet every cat I see.

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dimmu1313 t1_iu8vgw9 wrote

I would pet a bleu or vert cat but idk about a rouge cat.

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ManikShamanik t1_iu8wng4 wrote

I'd not call it 'rouge' it's more of a ginger... 😜

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ZappyKitten t1_iu8yeee wrote

I kneel down and hold out my hand, fingers curled in towards my palm. I wait for the cat to acknowledge and give permission for pets or interaction.

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COMPUTER1313 t1_iu8zdi5 wrote

Replying to PunnyBaker (#302,535)

I did that once with a kitten.

It then rubbed its head and body against my hand while purring. So I scratched its back gently.

And then it started biting my hand hard. When I pulled my hand away, it went after my ankle to bite it. :(

Cue me running away from the kitten in panic while it chased me.

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AhmediMulla t1_iu8zr22 wrote

Always pet, might start a cool side quest

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scrubschick t1_iu8zu16 wrote

I just avoid the “pet my tummy” scam but ear scritches and back strokes yes definitely

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Upset_Ad9929 t1_iu907ew wrote

That cat is not rouge. It's a lighter shade of pale.

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PunnyBaker t1_iu90a81 wrote

Replying to COMPUTER1313 (#313,551)

That sounds both totally expected by a cat and also a hilarious visual frantically running away from a pursuing kitten lol

Just because a cat lets you pet it, it doesn't mean it won't also attack you lol

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OddSir5571 t1_iu93pc4 wrote

But I’ll slow blink first.

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santathe1 t1_iu942w6 wrote

How else do I get the side quest?

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Mmeaux t1_iu94enj wrote

I must pet it. It's a rule.

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Tofflus1 t1_iu95s56 wrote

Was out with work, doing on site stuff. A cat appears, we al gather around to pet the cat. Boss comes, looks over our shoulders. “Good work boys! Love that cat like you love your paycheck!)

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Inycyon t1_iu98qcr wrote

The cat decides that for you.

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Arcadif_g t1_iu98xxp wrote

There is no universe in which I don't pet the cat.

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Val_Our t1_iu997b3 wrote

I am contractually obligated to pet this cat

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Binda33 t1_iu99fqw wrote

I'd pet it and if it doesn't look owned and taken care of I'm also taking it home with me.

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Fleetlord t1_iu9ba5x wrote

One does not simply pet a cat.

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Slade_Riprock t1_iu9d3z1 wrote

There are two ferrals that live in this wooded park. Each evening about time people get off work and hit the trails they come out and sprawl across the paved path. I call them trail kitties and their toll is belly rubs.

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Moons_Of_Gaming t1_iu9epoe wrote

E v e r y c a t I p a s s b y w I l l g e t p e t s

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FallenIsAWeirdCat t1_iu9hq2l wrote

I don’t just pet it but I pick it up and just...walk around with it saying I got a new party member

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LJack49 t1_iu9ix4d wrote

That's the first thing I'd do

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cat_reporter t1_iu9jynt wrote

report: A lost wanderer, and perhaps a merchant of sorts, this cat is certainly mystical.

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carvedog t1_iu9nkqk wrote

What if was magenta? I would much prefer a magenta cat.

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wert1234576 t1_iu9xs5t wrote

Always. He'll I got written up once for being late back at an old job cause there were cats on my route and the were super friendly.

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MundaneExtent0 t1_iua02u7 wrote

Why are so many people struggling with rogue vs rouge lately lol?

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lokilady1 t1_iua389e wrote

Of course! And cuddle and give treats.

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KatsRule99 t1_iua3bvl wrote

Rouge, orange no matter, all cats I encounter are petted. Just can't resist 😽

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civilwar142pa t1_iua3fps wrote

Always. I went to a small village with my brother and mom a couple years ago. They had a bunch of shops so we were going to each one. Met an adorable chunky black cat outside one of them, of course loved on him, and he then followed us all over the village, waiting outside each shop for more attention. He was obviously someone's cat or I would've taken him home in a second.

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GreenArmour406 t1_iua6aps wrote

You tell that cat I said “pspspspspspspspspspsps”

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Independent_Bake_257 t1_iua85pl wrote

Always. I'm always hoping I will meet a cat on my walks. Can never resist them.

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dontfightthehood t1_iuaif78 wrote

Yes.

Yes what?

Pet the cat.

Pet what?

Pet the damn cat!

I don’t appreciate swearing.

Look.

A rogue cat approaches, do you pet it?

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wolf1moon t1_iuba60l wrote

It was a trap! Hand has been mauled. Cat rolls over and exposes belly.

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Zelborg t1_iubhz8f wrote

I always succumb to this encounter.

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