Submitted by GaboonViperKeeper t3_z4y5lx in aww
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T438 t1_ixtf1z1 wrote
Serious question. Why would want one own a venomous snake?
swanqueen109 t1_ixtfm44 wrote
Own, like okayyy, but letting loose?!
GaboonViperKeeper OP t1_ixtfj8l wrote
I do it for science reasons.
T438 t1_ixtfqhh wrote
I do lots of things "for science". Are you an actual scientist?
GaboonViperKeeper OP t1_ixthdkp wrote
I’m a herpetologist.
ArcheryOnThursday t1_ixu232f wrote
That's a relief. I was concerned you were some thrill seeking dumb ass. Please tell me you live alone and all that?
GaboonViperKeeper OP t1_ixuy87d wrote
I have a wife, who is also a herpetologist, and two kids who are in their teens.
Spicybrown3 t1_ixtii8u wrote
Awesome! Also, see ya soon on r/whatcouldgowrong
Blinky_ t1_ixtcvp8 wrote
You don’t think this beautiful creature would be better off in nature, rather than in your house?
GaboonViperKeeper OP t1_ixtel30 wrote
She wouldn’t know how to hunt, i’ve provided her with all her food for the entirity of her life
HWFRITZ t1_ixtel2y wrote
Nice. What number is she on the deadly list again?
The forbidden cuddle.
GaboonViperKeeper OP t1_ixterrr wrote
Like top 10
jimbronio t1_ixtcv6t wrote
You keep that guy?
GaboonViperKeeper OP t1_ixtei31 wrote
Yes
ConfusingIsLifeHelp t1_ixtd5zy wrote
Snek!
Independent_Day985 t1_ixtfsdt wrote
That's a thick ol' noodle
Leona_Faye t1_ixtnvxe wrote
It’s a skele-snek! nopes outta there
AmazonianChicana t1_ixtm3m2 wrote
Holy shit but also… cooooollll!!
SuperbAd186 t1_ixtzwyv wrote
Still the biggest fangs in the world for snakes?
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Zirconium_Clad t1_ixwwzrg wrote
Way of the road boys....fuckin' way of the road
Sedartnwolc t1_ixusrre wrote
Where can I get one
Raeraedeboyd t1_ixtcpf2 wrote
Still a nope rope to me but such striking markings.