" The founder of Kodak was arrested yesterday for having sexual intercourse in public with a Star Wars Toy. The character 'Yoda' was violated and the Kodak founder insisted that Yoda was pregnant and the police should deliver the baby, and name the half human, half humanoid the name "Koda". It was later revealed this Kodak Yoda hybrid was a deformed 4 legged Jedi usually referred to as a dog."