(OC) My names Cozmo the cat and I don't have a job, but if I did it would be driving trucks and my name would be Bob...... (poem continues in first comment)NinjasDailyDiary OP t1_j6hrqoi wrote
My names Cozmo the cat and I don’t have a job, but if I did it would be driving trucks 🚛 and my name would be Bob.
You would see me everyday on the M63 🛣️ delivering cat food and Dreamies to the country for free.
You would hear me coming from miles around with my big truck 🚛 rumbling and shaking the ground.
If you got in my way I would give you a toot 🔊but if you still don’t move I will give you the boot 🥾 !
Coz I’m Bob the truck driving cat, helping kitties across the nation stay happy and fat!
Ok_Understanding267 t1_j6hsbbe wrote
Cats are crazy but the owners are not that different really. I catch my cat a lot of times giving me that eye rolling smh look
jezett t1_j6i2d35 wrote
That's some mighty fine prose there Cozmo/Bob. Keep on truckin' dude!
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