Submitted by bustedflipflops t3_11c1h3e in baltimore
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Th3Corvus t1_ja18abl wrote
No, we have to save this name on the off chance the city is one day able to attract an NHL expansion
atomlinson89 t1_ja19tgj wrote
Oh see I'd love the Skipjack name come back for the future hockey team
bustedflipflops OP t1_ja1a1d7 wrote
I feel your Marylanderness but for some reason I can't wrap my claws around it.
atomlinson89 t1_ja1adbc wrote
The_Waxies_Dargle t1_ja1ce7j wrote
New Day Co-Ops
Dontaskmeaboutnam t1_ja1d1u7 wrote
Honestly we should have XXXFL. Like 2 teams of eleven dudes just beating the shit out of each other for an hour and a half or until one side is too medically incapacitated to continue. Maybe have an ancillary scoring system so it isn’t technically just mindless violence.
Guts_And_Black_Stuff t1_ja1e0pi wrote
The Elite Dragons
ReturnOfSeq t1_ja1h9i4 wrote
No
bustedflipflops OP t1_ja1hsgn wrote
Damn bruh! That's brutal. You gotta be Baltimore born n bred to be this creative.
Camelbreath18 t1_ja1kpc4 wrote
The Hons
bustedflipflops OP t1_ja1mpl9 wrote
The mascot would be haunting.
daxophoneme t1_ja1oxys wrote
Baltimore Corvids
thegreatmachine21 t1_ja1r57s wrote
Claws
iscott55 t1_ja1u056 wrote
Baltimore Blackbirds
bustedflipflops OP t1_ja1vot5 wrote
Why not?
Temporary-Light9189 t1_ja1xakh wrote
I’ve been saying this for years, your name for it is the best too
JocelynMyBeans t1_ja1y1a7 wrote
Baltimore iron urns
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6flightsup t1_ja2nawn wrote
It’s 6:20 on Sunday and u/ThatguyfromBaltimore has made my week! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
I’m picturing this blaring over the PA as I sip a Natty Boh in the stands under a glowing Domino Sugar sign. Marvelous!
S-Kunst t1_ja2otdc wrote
Sure, but only if does not cost the city anything.
GingerMan027 t1_ja2pjcm wrote
The Baltimore Colts.
timmyintransit t1_ja2v5dt wrote
The Greatest City in America
ReturnOfSeq t1_ja2wfy6 wrote
Because it’s ridiculous
bustedflipflops OP t1_ja2xz2f wrote
Wait, are you saying it's ridiculous that Baltimore would get a XFL team or are you saying the XFL league is ridiculous?
abbottav34 t1_ja387bw wrote
They can only hire coaches and players named Aaron
DoggyDaddy82 t1_ja3azgr wrote
Or Blue Claws
groovevault22 t1_ja3dwep wrote
Gotta be this one
DevelopmentNo247 t1_ja3g97b wrote
Car Jackers
DevelopmentNo247 t1_ja3gdlt wrote
Healthy Holly’s
MisterNorvegicus t1_ja3h84z wrote
Baltimore Lake Trout
Double_Access t1_ja3kbzq wrote
Baltimore can live without an XFL team. No one is going to sit at M&T Bank in the middle of February weather.
michfoof t1_ja3so2x wrote
You earned this upvote
Working_Falcon5384 t1_ja3tnzx wrote
What’s another name for horse? I remember the Stallions for all you OG Baltimore football fans.
moderndukes t1_ja3tqq7 wrote
Between the beersnake and the lemons, I think the Defenders fans are squarely from Baltimore
jojammin t1_ja47a1p wrote
Loved going to Baltimore Brigade arena football games
MelvinRoseTX t1_ja4ntub wrote
Rich Old White Guys
what-the-what24 t1_ja4p4ss wrote
Toss up between The Hoppers and The Squeegee Boys
Skulbalski t1_ja4r5z6 wrote
The Baltimore Squeegeers.
Baltimorons t1_ja57lmk wrote
I want to see a league where steroids and other PEDs aren’t just allowed, they’re encouraged.
PigtownDesign t1_ja58hrs wrote
The Jones Falls
yerfondofmebiscuits t1_ja59cul wrote
kept scrolling till i saw this.. there really can't be any other name besides this.
a bunch of yoked up dudes playing as a brotherhood, as a team.. THE BALTIMORE HONS..
fox news would do no less then 7000 segments on how males are being destroyed lmao
yerfondofmebiscuits t1_ja59p4g wrote
probably just that person who walks around saying "because it's ridiculous" to everything lol.
"hey returnofseq.. what do you think about us getting some kittens? NO.. why? BECAUSE IT'S RIDICULOUS"
jheyne0311 t1_ja5cokh wrote
Hell yeah. I’ll be there in a week
shockstyle25 t1_ja5et19 wrote
Joe “Joe Flacco” Flacco?
dax331 t1_ja6q8l9 wrote
The whudderboys
TheChooChooChaBoogie t1_ja6qgxf wrote
Yes! The Baltimore Potholes.
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atomlinson89 t1_ja13fn7 wrote
Baltimore Blue Crabs