Wow. That really deters us from doing things on our own. Maybe call a junk haul company. Sucks that you have to pay but it will get done. I've used Big Blue Hauling for household stuff. Maybe try him and if he cant he can steer you in right direction. ( Darius Johnson - 443 873 3353 or 443 410 9583). Super nice cat too. Let me know if this helps. If not, I'm in 21218 and we will do a bonfire protest!!