z3mcs t1_jarbgwc wrote on March 3, 2023 at 2:30 PM

>"If you wish to be reborn as a trash-being worthy of the Trash Wheel's love and respect the order encourages you to apply," the partnership said in a statement.

>Applicants will then be sorted into one of four Trash Wheel "houses," Turtleroar, Rattypaw, Otterfluff and Snekerin.

moderndukes t1_jaxfsz7 wrote on March 4, 2023 at 8:36 PM

Agh I wish it was a little less derivative!

TheButtholer69 t1_jarz0e3 wrote on March 3, 2023 at 5:09 PM

If I go to the harbor and I see a bunch of people in identical robes I am running home

DrStrangepants t1_jasa3yi wrote on March 3, 2023 at 6:21 PM

Your loss. I'm ready for the cult party !

danabanana55 t1_jatdjyu wrote on March 3, 2023 at 10:44 PM

If there’s googly eyes on the robes though count me in

[deleted] t1_jasbptg wrote on March 3, 2023 at 6:31 PM

I love how playful and wholesome this is.

Anarcho-Crab t1_jasij63 wrote on March 3, 2023 at 7:16 PM

I'm already a trash-being, may as well make it official 🤣

[deleted] t1_jasto2f wrote on March 3, 2023 at 8:29 PM

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A secret Mr. Trash Wheel society is taking new members

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