I’m supposed to take one of the monkeys as my date but I’ll ask her if we can sit this one out

Damn, you werent lying, the zoo has some really fun adult events and lots of them are sold out.

Right?! This may just be a lesson learned for next time, but I thought I would at least try to see if Reddit had any extra.

yeah, im gonna bookmark their webiste, this prom sounds fucking fun, and so does zoo breakfast

You can sign up for their newsletter. They often promote heavy discounts for the events way ahead of time.

I've done Brew at the Zoo in the past prior to COVID, I'd recommend that one also.

They basically line the perimeter of a field with food/beer trucks, vendors, and bring in live music, then have handlers come in with a bunch of different animals. You can also just walk into the regular zoo at any point if you want.

I assume it's still pretty much the same deal, but it's been a few years since I've been.

I'm a bit biased (my partner works at the zoo) but some of the adult events are a blast. I've done brew, a few drag brunches, and sex at the zoo. They're great

For the last one, do you get to pick the animal or are you assigned one?

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