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dpirmann t1_jder0fe wrote
If they smell kinda questionable, probably Bradford pear trees. They are hardy in cities but don't have the best scent when they bloom.
AffectionatePizza408 t1_jdes2mt wrote
Yeah, I’ve heard the smell compared to semen lol
Fine-Blacksmith-9330 t1_jdetsth wrote
Cocain trees
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Temporary-Light9189 t1_jdevp9x wrote
Stinky trees
tealccart OP t1_jdew7jq wrote
Thanks, I did get a whiff of something
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Animanialmanac t1_jdexvxr wrote
These trees are not hardy, they’re cheap to buy and plant. The Bradford pear trees drop branches anytime it gets windy. I paid an arborist to remove the one on front of my house years ago because it dropped large, ten in diameter branches on my car. I always worried a branch would fall on someone.
We replaced them with redbuds in our backyards, much prettier pinkish red blooms and no dropped branches. I don’t believe the city does a good job with their tree programs.
NewrytStarcommander t1_jdeyfe8 wrote
Callery pear, aka cum trees
NewrytStarcommander t1_jdeylma wrote
The city tree team doesn't plant these. Maybe in the distant past, but more likely flippers and developers these days.
PigtownDesign t1_jdeyq0q wrote
Most of the Bradfords are 40+ years old and were the city tree of choice at the time. As they age/die, the city’s forestry program is replacing them with a hardier tree. Things change as we understand the issues more clearly and the city’s forestry program is changing with the times.
o_g_a t1_jdf1j8a wrote
Just say it, they smell like semen
ThatguyfromBaltimore t1_jdf21sv wrote
The trees are alive with the smell of semen.....
Sleepy-Catz t1_jdf2t31 wrote
yoshino cherry
Animanialmanac t1_jdf6747 wrote
The city planted the ones on my street about twenty years ago, not so distant past. It wasn’t developers or flippers. My husband and I, and all my neighbors at the time objected, it was well known even then that Bradford pears were smelly weak trees but the city crews planted them anyway, then refused to care for or prune them. I remember it well, it wasn’t developers or flippers, this was a nice street full of homeowners back then. Eddie Reisinger was a new councilman, he promised to have the trees removed before the smell got too bad then we never heard from the city tree teams again. The tree in front of my house partially fell, raising up the sidewalk and breaking the plumbing lines. That’s when we had it removed.
The city and a non profit did the same thing across Wilkens Avenue last year. People had the street trees removed just like I did and they put smaller native trees in their backyards, then the city crew came through with the non profit and planted more street trees.
In this area the space between the sidewalk and the street is very narrow, twenty inches, maybe a little more. It’s not big enough for healthy tall trees, anything bigger than a small redbud becomes weak and falls on the cars or people, or damages the plumbing lines. I don’t know why the city won’t develop a better program. It’s sad going to neighborhood meetings and hearing the same complaints twenty years later, no improvement, same excuses. The city doesn’t listen to residents.
I’m glad the city isn’t still planting these Bradford pears this year, the ones on my street were definitely planted by the city.
Animanialmanac t1_jdf6fs8 wrote
I don’t believe this is true, even the city tree teams said the Bradford pears live twenty five years at most. I hope the city is getting better as they learn more.
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EfficiencySuch6361 t1_jdf8ual wrote
I also used to think these are dogwood I think incorrect information was online for awhile misidentifying which tree smelled like kum
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Dr_EllieSattler t1_jdfg8pk wrote
I found a Sun article from 2008 that discusses the Bradford's history in Baltimore.
Former Mayor William Donald Schaefer loved them. He planted many while in office from 1972-1987. He also named the chanticleer pear (a cousin to the Bradford) the official city tree.
The article also states the trees were being replaced as sidewalk and street work is performed but there is "no systematic campaign to rid the city of Bradford pear trees"
MsBitchhands t1_jdfgcqy wrote
Bradford pears, the worst fucking tree in the universe.
Smells like rotting fish and makes it impossible to breathe for me.
Hate them.
Animanialmanac t1_jdfhrgp wrote
Thank you. That makes more sense than what others wrote. It’s a stinky tree, residents should be able to have them removed and replaced with native trees.
Landithy t1_jdfjg4a wrote
Oh. That's why the park smell weird.
jackneefus t1_jdfjrcb wrote
Bradford Pear.
I used to live in University Park, which was full of them. As much as people complain, the neighborhood was beautiful in the spring.
EstablishmentFull797 t1_jdfjtm4 wrote
They are incredibly invasive too, and an ecological scourge crowding out native trees that benefit wildlife.
Animanialmanac t1_jdfnwro wrote
Yes! I was reading in the article the other user posted. They are invasive, birds and deer spread them.
The wooded area around Maiden Choice run has many Bradford Pear crowding out the other trees, now I know how they got there.
thegree2112 t1_jdfsg9n wrote
It’s gagging season again
Tecumseh119 t1_jdftbhj wrote
Once again, Spring has cum to Baltimore.
M3g4d37h t1_jdfvowu wrote
that's oddly specific.
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Scrubsandbones t1_jdfygaq wrote
Bradford pears are a blight. They over produce pollen because they don’t produce fruit (on purpose, to “reduce litter”) so they suck for allergies, they smell like the jizz of someone who’s never eaten a vegetable, and they’re weak and quickly become hazardous.
Scrubsandbones t1_jdfyj6w wrote
Probably because they don’t actually produce any fruit. Just an obscene amount of pollen.
Fuzzy_Magician_2510 t1_jdfymxu wrote
Dogwoods
ohtrev t1_jdfzlmt wrote
Stinky fucking trees
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yeaughourdt t1_jdg52sy wrote
That fruitlessness was supposed to make them sterile but, as Jeff Goldblum would say, life will find a way. Now you'll find Bradford Pears in a lot of our forests competing with native trees and spreading year after year.
HowCanThisBeMyGenX t1_jdg564t wrote
Pollen monsters.
Mclevius-Donaldson t1_jdgdmlq wrote
That’s what me and my friends call them
phmsanctified t1_jdggqcl wrote
Ugh. Goddamn jizz trees spraying their goddamn smelly jizz smell all over the place. Assholes!
dizzy_centrifuge t1_jdghatx wrote
Does semen have a scent? You know what, I have all the tolls necessary to figure it out on my own. Will report back in a few
Scrubsandbones t1_jdh0r1o wrote
While providing no benefit to the local population (ie FOOD)!
I hate Bradford pears. My college campus was covered in them and it smelled horrific for a solid 2 weeks every year.
[deleted] t1_jdh43gj wrote
You should smell ginko trees.
Cheomesh t1_jdh9205 wrote
In a way also kind of native (ish) since they were hybridized here in MD.
nico_de_galloo t1_jdhei46 wrote
Bunch of promiscuous people in this city - I like it
Everyone knows that smell - baby!
Just4Things t1_jdhkuye wrote
Ohio literally made it illegal to sell, grow, or plant this tree due to its invasiveness and how much they suck.
Realistic-Fact-783 t1_jdhw0nt wrote
We call them pussy willows
[deleted] t1_jdhznyu wrote
My partner and I were just driving along the highway and saying Bradford pear trees really highlight the issue with invasives because they bloom do early they're easy to distinguish. And there are so many of them.
[deleted] t1_jdhzt3d wrote
They spread like wild on their own
EstablishmentFull797 t1_jdi11m1 wrote
Yeah, parts of 695 are just a straight up wall of insidious white flowers this time of year.
EstablishmentFull797 t1_jdi1kyw wrote
Nah not really. The trees that they hybridized from were invasive too.
That’s like how there’s places in North America where there are wild pigs that are hybrids of feral domestic swine and Russian boars. Still invasive, just with local flair.
Cheomesh t1_jdi57gz wrote
Yeah, fair.
elcad t1_jdihfmw wrote
I thought linden trees were the ones that smelled like cum.
woodspaths t1_jdije2w wrote
The city does a HORRIBLE job w trees. Our neighborhood association in upper fells is how I finally got a new tree. I dug the hole and planted it too
Environmental-Bad349 t1_jdim0xj wrote
They’re flowering dogwood flowers.
Animanialmanac t1_jditas2 wrote
I wonder if there are too many vacancies in the arborist department, maybe no one works there anymore. A tree fell on my street last year, we reported it as leaning, in need of pruning back in 2020. It’s been lying on the ground for at least eight months since it fell in the storm. I called 311, my neighbors called 311. One young man cut the larger part of the trunk so it doesn’t block the road but the base still sits on the sidewalk and grassy area where it fell.
woodspaths t1_jdj4opl wrote
Unreal. Sad to say I moved after living in fells for 18 years but this is the shit that sends ppl on their way
Final_Today_9027 t1_jdj5sii wrote
They smell like fish
fdr78 t1_jdjadwy wrote
Lol, I always called them wild cum trees. They were all over my college downtown.
Obasan123 t1_jdkngnm wrote
Bradford Pears. They were planted about 30 years ago in an excess of zeal and have proven to be a real disappointment. The smell is the least of their problems. They are fragile and fall apart, and they tend to crowd out and do away with native local species.
Sad-Progress-4689 t1_jdl2cft wrote
I love these trees. It makes me so happy to see these beautiful flowers! It’s like magic! Spring is here!
tealccart OP t1_jdl5way wrote
They are beautiful and trademark of the city I think. —signed, a visitor
AffectionatePizza408 t1_jdeqwbg wrote
[Edited] I originally thought they were all dogwood, but it looks like a lot of what I thought was dogwood is pear trees! This website has a really cool map: https://baltimore.maps.arcgis.com/apps/webappviewer/index.html?id=0ce01d6c99d64e50993de4ad47da8b9d