Original Post:
https://www.reddit.com/r/baltimore/comments/u85jms/best_chicken_wing_quest/
A bro and I have set out on a quest to answer an extremely important question:
Who makes the absolute best wings in Baltimore?
We will judge each buffalo/hot wing order on a 5 point scale (average of the two reviewers) on the following parameters:
Appearance: Size, quality, and consistency of the wings
Taste: Overall deliciousness, heat to expectations
Sauce: Consistency, creaminess, acidity, flavor, quantity, attachment to wing
Crispiness: Crispy exterior, appropriately cooked meat pulling off the bone, not dry
Convenience/value: not weighted, used for tie-breaking
Restaurant: Look and feel of restaurant environment, not weighted, used for tie-breaking
3 locations added to this update:
EDIT: A buddy told me my formatting was no good and took it on himself to make this easier to digest.
| Restaurant | Appearance | Taste | Sauce | Crispiness | Convenience | Restaurant | **Overall** |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Delia Foley | 5 | 2.5 | 3 | 2.5 | 5 | 4 | **13** |
| Magerks | 4.5 | 3.5 | 3 | 4.25 | 5 | 4.5 | **15.25** |
| Hudson St Stackhouse | 4.75 | 4 | 4.25 | 3.5 | 5 | 3.75 | **16.25** |
| Dont Know Tavern | 4.5 | 4 | 5 | 5 | 5 | 5 | **18.25** |
| iBar | 4 | 5 | 5 | 4.5 | 5 | 4 | **18.25** |
| Kisling | 3 | 4 | 3.5 | 4 | 4 | 4 | **13.25** |
| Nepenthe | 4 | 3.75 | 4.5 | 3 | 4.5 | 4 | **15.25** |
| Charles Village Pub | 3.5 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | **7.5** |
**Delia Foley**: Very disappointing. Not nearly enough heat, overcooked, some horribly dry. Great scene though.
**Magerks**: These were okay. Good consistency, okay taste, not enough sauce, could have used some more heat. Good crispiness. Good scene.
**Hudson Street Stackhouse**: Really good classic buffalo flavor. Good amount of heat in an appropriate amount of sauce. Could have been a little crispier. Super convenient and high value ($10 during happy hours) but a bit of a claustrophobic ceiling. Place still is great.
**Don't Know Tavern**: Damn good wings. Very good consistency, just right in size and quality. A little mild for a hot wing, but oh boy that sauce. Perfect creaminess from the butter, sticking to the wings, and enough acid to bite the back of your tongue. Perfectly crispy. I would be remiss to mention that on Mondays and Wednesdays an order of wings is $6. Which is almost unthinkable for the quality you are getting here.
**iBar**: Also damn good wings. A little bit of variability in the size and quality of the product. Had 2 broken flats in a single order. Perfect heat for an order of hot with great creaminess and attachment. Perfect amount of sauce with just the right bite. Ordered both regular and fried hard orders. Feel like the absolute perfect crispiness is somewhere in between the 2.
**Kisling**: I live near Kislings and have eaten hundreds of wings from here. I was VERY disappointed this evening. Had 2 broken wings and varied in size, sauce was good but WAY too much of it and they were overcooked. It was also grimey, far worse than normal. Not sure I'll be back anytime soon, also forgot to photo these.
**Nepenthe**: Pretty good overall. Mostly good consistency in quality, 2 were a little too big, and the order itself only had 8 wings. There was no heat to the sauce, but the sauce was good, good consistency and creaminess. On advice of this sub, we ordered them crispy and thank god we did. Because even ordering them crispy they were not at all. Feel like they would be rubber on a normal order. Overall tasty but not executed terribly well.
**Charles Village Pub**: Not going to bother scoring the restaurant because its bad. Absolutely terrible. Reasonable consistency in size and quality. Terrible and broken sauce, no creaminess, no heat. The order came out cold and we sent them back. The kitchen refried the entire order, including the half eaten wing that I left on the plate. Somehow they came back still luke warm but I didn't bother eating them. The waiter was also terrible. These were the worst wings I've ever had, and that's saying something.
Photos: https://imgur.com/a/tBClIIR
suburban_paradise t1_iretptq wrote
Praise be to the content creator. Praise be.
I can't believe Charles Village refried the half-eaten wing. I'd love to meet whoever made that decision so long as we were separated by protective glass.