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jupitaur9 t1_isxhqw5 wrote

Funding for a (police?) task force to vigorously pursue porch pirates and track down the things they steal to return them.

Edited to add: car theft and catalytic converter theft. And stealing the plants off your porch.

Call it the quality of life squad.

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No-Success7693 t1_it86mp5 wrote

Paramilitaries.

Hire the squeegee kids to do it.

Part of the job is taking pictures and calling them out on social media.

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