Its like being the little brother and no matter what you do you're ignored because JR. did something average then you get told to be more like him...ya know what? Fuck it im not here to impress you MF'rs anymore.

First railroad?...DC has a monument that looks like a toothpick. Fight off the worlds biggest navy with average Joes?...hey look DC was on fire! First federal highway? Look Philly has meat sandwich with cheese!...ah fuck it