Submitted by ArthurRiot t3_zzadoa in baltimore
ArthurRiot OP t1_j2ae4j2 wrote
I promised a buddy I'd take him out for a drink, and it evolved into one of those stupid drinks in a coconut with a little umbrella.
I am not above bringing empty coconuts to Pickles, but I wanna know my options.
moderndukes t1_j2avp6z wrote
Honestly, this is probably the easiest option.
Of course you’ll have to find coconuts first, though. Perhaps from a swallow.
guest0112 t1_j2b4zgr wrote
An African or European swallow!?
From_Ancient_Stars t1_j2bm6x2 wrote
I don't know that!
AH^HH^HH^HH^HH
ArthurRiot OP t1_j2axrw0 wrote
If I'm going drinking I'll need more than a swallow
FirstTimeWang t1_j2c75fy wrote
... phrasing?
Ok_Ad8609 t1_j2afzqa wrote
I’m a regular at Pickles, so I’ll know it’s you if I happen to spot a random coconut in there hahaha 🤣
ArthurRiot OP t1_j2agde6 wrote
I would have to bring at least 3 then
bobcat7781 t1_j2ahxq3 wrote
You say that like it's a bad thing.
ArthurRiot OP t1_j2b49aw wrote
No, it's just... Well...
I only have two hands
IamAcapacitor t1_j2bopm4 wrote
hold up what are the odds this becomes a reddit coconut night at this Pickles place?
bobcat7781 t1_j2c50wc wrote
> I only have two hands
Great! One to hold the bag of coconut halves, and the other to open the door.
thethighshaveit t1_j2ea8p3 wrote
Halves? No, that's the wrong way. You just want a hole in the top. The half will slosh all over the place, like trying to drink out of a paper bowl.
bobcat7781 t1_j2ebtxk wrote
Since I have no actual experience in this field, I will bow to your presumably superior knowledge.
But my main thesis of using a bag still stands.
thethighshaveit t1_j2evn74 wrote
Perhaps a coco-net?
Fellow--Felon t1_j2brium wrote
Learn to juggle?
APFernweh t1_j2fbwfk wrote
You can get a cocktail in a plastic pink flamingo at Wet City.
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