This is Reddit, which is representative of people in real life. Everything is black and white and nuance that doesn’t absolutely follow the circle jerk is blindly downvoted. How many people who upvoted these comments actually thought about it like that?

I know I totally hop out of bed at 4:30 am and join the search party with my neighbors. Or at least commit the plate number to memory, then go back to bed for a few hours, and perfectly recall the plate when I leave the house 5 hours later. Just like everyone here upvoting… right people?