So this is embarrassing. Turns out someone staying here set off a smoke detector right after the amber alert came in. Which is what woke us all up. So yes, my phone was on DND. It wasn't the Amber Alert that woke me, but a smoke alarm, which I thought was the AA, which is why I found it intrusive.

Anyhow, I'll take my lumps for a shitty hot take. And yes, if it was my child, I'd want the world to stop. I was under the impression the smoke alarm in my house was the amber alert.

Me = moron.