Submitted by Baltimore_Bill t3_zfgsni in baltimore
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Baltimore_Bill OP t1_izcdd04 wrote
No reference. Just playing with photoshop.
Tripwiring t1_izce8ds wrote
you mean mastering photoshop
niversally t1_izcfhau wrote
Make it 10 percent weirder and we got something baby!! lOVE IT
neigh_time_pervert t1_izdzfuc wrote
Needs more crab. Either bigger or multiple leashed boys.
Baltimore_Bill OP t1_izdvt7k wrote
His torso is the pagoda in Patterson Park.
MD_Weedman t1_izfuo71 wrote
It's from that scene in John Waters classic "Here Comes Trouble"
Loudermilk420 t1_izbruzm wrote
Love it. Must keep.
sl8rfan2 t1_izbx27b wrote
needs more squeegee boys.
GhostPepperDaddy t1_izcmxxw wrote
It's hard to tell it's Baltimore without any criminals in the picture for sure.
Willothwisp2303 t1_izeb7lr wrote
How do you know there's no criminals in this picture?
dangerbird2 t1_izemf68 wrote
Santa is technically a serial trespasser. I’m pretty sure it’s not a crime, but the Patterson park pagoda was convicted of aggravated cultural appropriation
Gov_Martin_OweMalley t1_izemif2 wrote
Now that you mention that crab does look suspicious.
waterfreak5 t1_izc5ijm wrote
Move a bit to the left so we can see the cat's eye
OilComprehensive6237 t1_izbzw2r wrote
what's not to like?
Petunio t1_izbz02q wrote
The best album by The Baltimore Bills if you ask me.
Cptnslick t1_izca89p wrote
I love it
wuguwa t1_izcepfe wrote
Get yourself a proper crab there, Santa!
Balmerhippie t1_izcc9qp wrote
whats in the Miss Irene's space these days?
biophazer242 t1_izcgxtu wrote
Nothing that will ever compare the to the original that is for sure. Dark and musty with a terribly slanted pool table but amazing clientele and regulars. Back when fells point had true character!
Balmerhippie t1_izci7na wrote
Hurricane Isabel did that version in. Had many hazy nights in there. The next version was still named Miss Irene's but became a very good restaurant. One pound real porterhouse was my favorite.
biophazer242 t1_izcrk4b wrote
In the early days my office was just a crappy little warehouse on wolfe right across from the dead end. Every long day started with coffee from the daily grind and ended with food at dead end or john stevens and shots at irenes. Weekends were more shots at irenes. That place defined my early to mid 20s. No wonder I am pretty much a functioning alcoholic at this point in my life :)
Balmerhippie t1_ize5gnb wrote
Youre not alone in your functional alcoholic state in Bmo. I had far too many misadventures in the Dead End Saloon, Miss Irene's, Cats Eye, Wharf Rat, John Stevens. A drunken sailors paradise. I got trashed at the Dead End on 9-11. You remember Dr Bob?
GattMourley t1_izcvo13 wrote
It's been The Point at least since I moved to Fells in 2014. Decent place if you're looking for brunch but I wouldn't go there just for a drink.
Balmerhippie t1_ize4q9j wrote
Pale shadow. Thanks. Seems the Cats Eye is the last pub standing from my era.
LORD_0F_THE_RINGS t1_izeaed1 wrote
Are you the Matt gourley?
GattMourley t1_izepoph wrote
Nope, but I'm the Gatt Mourley.
saintnightmare t1_izdx286 wrote
I’m concerned about your wife’s level of taste.. if you’ve got an extra I’d love one lol
Balmerhippie t1_izccaxi wrote
I love it myself
TheSnowKeeper t1_izcr3ox wrote
"I said the REAL Baltimore. Perfection"
mattyboy22 t1_izd21xs wrote
Jeeze man what's not to like ? Ya got a Crab. You've got Santa I think maybe . Ya got some pink, ya got a blue sky, and ya got the Cats Eye !!
StinkRod t1_izea6rc wrote
Your wife eats at Atlas restaurants. On purpose.
trigatch4 t1_izetwww wrote
This masterpiece belongs in AVAM.
NewrytStarcommander t1_izf4v1g wrote
Santa's going to turn an ankle on the old railroad track is the problem.
Wilmore99 t1_izfo3z8 wrote
Your wife doesn’t like it, but if these were available for purchase I’d buy a box of them. 😂
CharmedInBaltimore t1_izci45o wrote
Put Running Man in the background and it’s perfect.
ambassoon t1_izcldux wrote
I want all of this forever
eskiedog t1_izdauza wrote
Go for it~ !
Gruff_Old_Goat t1_izddvss wrote
Front and center on the mantel.
groovevault22 t1_ize46ig wrote
Blasphemy, it's incredible
remake-remodeler t1_izedrcs wrote
I don't know what she's talking about, that skirt is fire.
SarcastiMel t1_izeh27w wrote
Needs more Maryland flag, but I approve! It's fantastic!
AcceptablelyRich t1_izeo2sm wrote
Love it send me one
TheAlGler t1_izeugyt wrote
Locust Point?
GregSulin t1_izf2hws wrote
It’s perfect
eightbic t1_izclsrq wrote
Yeah she’s not wrong. What the crystal meth is this?
wirelesswizard64 t1_izeuhyc wrote
Are you the guy who designs those Visit Baltimore ads? Because I am definitely getting that same vibe.
Baltimore_Bill OP t1_izflohb wrote
Love you too!
wirelesswizard64 t1_izgpuxp wrote
Haha, sorry if that came off as mean- I love your style and this pic! What I meant to say is that what I assume is a fun image you made in your free time is of the same caliber as a professional ad campaign.
youwantmybiscuits t1_izckvp7 wrote
divorce her
downwithlevers t1_izffrcy wrote
Bro this sucks. Maybe take more than 10 seconds on it. It's hideous. Smashing together a few hacky references to Baltimore doesn't necessarily mean you've hit a home run, it still takes a bit of artistry and skill to make something worthwhile.
Baltimore_Bill OP t1_izflkgr wrote
Well hello to you too!
Constant-Ice6916 t1_izfighd wrote
Obvious county dweller is obvious.
downwithlevers t1_izfs994 wrote
C'mon man, check my flair. I live in the city. You seriously think that the only possible way that someone wouldn't love this poorly photoshopped atrocity is if they lived outside of city limits?
Constant-Ice6916 t1_izgfhwq wrote
Yes.
No_name_Johnson t1_izc0bo5 wrote
I have zero idea what these are referencing but I love it