Submitted by Baltimore_Bill t3_zfgsni in baltimore
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OilComprehensive6237 t1_izbzw2r wrote
what's not to like?
No_name_Johnson t1_izc0bo5 wrote
I have zero idea what these are referencing but I love it
waterfreak5 t1_izc5ijm wrote
Move a bit to the left so we can see the cat's eye
Balmerhippie t1_izcc9qp wrote
whats in the Miss Irene's space these days?
Balmerhippie t1_izccaxi wrote
I love it myself
Baltimore_Bill OP t1_izcdd04 wrote
No reference. Just playing with photoshop.
Tripwiring t1_izce8ds wrote
you mean mastering photoshop
niversally t1_izcfhau wrote
Make it 10 percent weirder and we got something baby!! lOVE IT
biophazer242 t1_izcgxtu wrote
Nothing that will ever compare the to the original that is for sure. Dark and musty with a terribly slanted pool table but amazing clientele and regulars. Back when fells point had true character!
CharmedInBaltimore t1_izci45o wrote
Put Running Man in the background and it’s perfect.
Balmerhippie t1_izci7na wrote
Hurricane Isabel did that version in. Had many hazy nights in there. The next version was still named Miss Irene's but became a very good restaurant. One pound real porterhouse was my favorite.
youwantmybiscuits t1_izckvp7 wrote
divorce her
GhostPepperDaddy t1_izcmxxw wrote
It's hard to tell it's Baltimore without any criminals in the picture for sure.
TheSnowKeeper t1_izcr3ox wrote
"I said the REAL Baltimore. Perfection"
biophazer242 t1_izcrk4b wrote
In the early days my office was just a crappy little warehouse on wolfe right across from the dead end. Every long day started with coffee from the daily grind and ended with food at dead end or john stevens and shots at irenes. Weekends were more shots at irenes. That place defined my early to mid 20s. No wonder I am pretty much a functioning alcoholic at this point in my life :)
GattMourley t1_izcvo13 wrote
It's been The Point at least since I moved to Fells in 2014. Decent place if you're looking for brunch but I wouldn't go there just for a drink.
mattyboy22 t1_izd21xs wrote
Jeeze man what's not to like ? Ya got a Crab. You've got Santa I think maybe . Ya got some pink, ya got a blue sky, and ya got the Cats Eye !!
Gruff_Old_Goat t1_izddvss wrote
Front and center on the mantel.
Baltimore_Bill OP t1_izdvt7k wrote
His torso is the pagoda in Patterson Park.
saintnightmare t1_izdx286 wrote
I’m concerned about your wife’s level of taste.. if you’ve got an extra I’d love one lol
neigh_time_pervert t1_izdzfuc wrote
Needs more crab. Either bigger or multiple leashed boys.
groovevault22 t1_ize46ig wrote
Blasphemy, it's incredible
Balmerhippie t1_ize4q9j wrote
Pale shadow. Thanks. Seems the Cats Eye is the last pub standing from my era.
Balmerhippie t1_ize5gnb wrote
Youre not alone in your functional alcoholic state in Bmo. I had far too many misadventures in the Dead End Saloon, Miss Irene's, Cats Eye, Wharf Rat, John Stevens. A drunken sailors paradise. I got trashed at the Dead End on 9-11. You remember Dr Bob?
LORD_0F_THE_RINGS t1_izeaed1 wrote
Are you the Matt gourley?
Willothwisp2303 t1_izeb7lr wrote
How do you know there's no criminals in this picture?
remake-remodeler t1_izedrcs wrote
I don't know what she's talking about, that skirt is fire.
SarcastiMel t1_izeh27w wrote
Needs more Maryland flag, but I approve! It's fantastic!
dangerbird2 t1_izemf68 wrote
Santa is technically a serial trespasser. I’m pretty sure it’s not a crime, but the Patterson park pagoda was convicted of aggravated cultural appropriation
Gov_Martin_OweMalley t1_izemif2 wrote
Now that you mention that crab does look suspicious.
AcceptablelyRich t1_izeo2sm wrote
Love it send me one
GattMourley t1_izepoph wrote
Nope, but I'm the Gatt Mourley.
wirelesswizard64 t1_izeuhyc wrote
Are you the guy who designs those Visit Baltimore ads? Because I am definitely getting that same vibe.
NewrytStarcommander t1_izf4v1g wrote
Santa's going to turn an ankle on the old railroad track is the problem.
downwithlevers t1_izffrcy wrote
Bro this sucks. Maybe take more than 10 seconds on it. It's hideous. Smashing together a few hacky references to Baltimore doesn't necessarily mean you've hit a home run, it still takes a bit of artistry and skill to make something worthwhile.
Constant-Ice6916 t1_izfighd wrote
Obvious county dweller is obvious.
Baltimore_Bill OP t1_izflkgr wrote
Well hello to you too!
Baltimore_Bill OP t1_izflohb wrote
Love you too!
downwithlevers t1_izfs994 wrote
C'mon man, check my flair. I live in the city. You seriously think that the only possible way that someone wouldn't love this poorly photoshopped atrocity is if they lived outside of city limits?
MD_Weedman t1_izfuo71 wrote
It's from that scene in John Waters classic "Here Comes Trouble"
Constant-Ice6916 t1_izgfhwq wrote
wirelesswizard64 t1_izgpuxp wrote
Haha, sorry if that came off as mean- I love your style and this pic! What I meant to say is that what I assume is a fun image you made in your free time is of the same caliber as a professional ad campaign.
Loudermilk420 t1_izbruzm wrote
Love it. Must keep.