Sub Demographic

Submitted by Kaffikup t3_10lbewj in baltimore

It doesn't really matter but as someone moving to Baltimore I got a lot of my information from here but just wondering what race are you?

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BmoreCityDOT t1_j5vv0yt wrote

We're an amorphous government entity.

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muntimus t1_j5yvpix wrote

I've seen this account pop up a few times lately (most notably in the thread about Aaron and his iron urn) and I just keep wondering: how does one get this job?

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BmoreCityDOT t1_j5yvvzy wrote

Normally by filing out a job application. 😁

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muntimus t1_j5yw5f2 wrote

Sooooo cheeky. I love it. And your referential knowledge of the Fifth Element.

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guest0112 t1_j5w3cub wrote

I’ve done two half marathons and a couple 10Ks but in my older age I’m def a 5K kinda guy

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6flightsup t1_j5w6l52 wrote

We are in the same race! You will likely win.

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Ok-Library247 t1_j5vwpu5 wrote

I am a meat popsicle.

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BmoreCityDOT t1_j5wd0lz wrote

Sir, are you classified as human?

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Kaffikup OP t1_j5wl9m2 wrote

These answers are giving me hope for Baltimore can't wait to move.

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HumanGyroscope t1_j5yfywk wrote

I'm a bitch, I'm a lover

I'm a child, I'm a mother

I'm a sinner, I'm a saint

I do not feel ashamed

I'm your Hell, I'm your dream

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see_deez_apes t1_j5zbg8g wrote

I’m definitely not 1000 rats in a straw body

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TurdPilot t1_j5wjqf0 wrote

I’m a hot dog.

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Oldladyweirdo t1_j5wodpg wrote

If you were a hot dog, would you eat yourself? What’s your favorite planet? Mine’s the Sun.

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umbligado t1_j5z9i74 wrote

Well good for you. The app told me I’m “not hotdog”.

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PhartN t1_j5wqwmb wrote

I am Jacks raging bile duct.

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b_dubz_ t1_j5ysvnr wrote

We're all actually crabs here

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SonofDiomedes t1_j5wj6x4 wrote

White as they get but I identify as Yo

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wolfbear t1_j5wyf0z wrote

I’m a latkesexual

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umbligado t1_j5za1br wrote

Sooo…. you’ve decided potatoes should be the real pommes d’amour, not pommes de terre? I back that.

Hope you have some regular pommes happening with those latkes…

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surge208 t1_j5wy9hn wrote

I am Grano on one side, I-Bar on the other.

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baltosteve t1_j5wyqkw wrote

Space, and the Soviets lost.

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bqirl t1_j5z85vv wrote

I identify as skeleton

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umbligado t1_j5zawoh wrote

In all seriousness, there’s likely some demographic lopsidedness due to larger socioeconomic digital access issues, but otherwise this sub at least generally seems to be pretty healthily racially/ethnically heterogenous, at least to the extent that Baltimore and it’s surrounding areas also are.

Regardless, Baltimore is best played/raced as a team sport…

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Kooky_Deal9566 t1_j6103ct wrote

I work for an amorphous government entity (that's not Baltimore City DOT).

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megalomike t1_j63gyto wrote

i'm a lurker who died this very night five years ago.....

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StinkRod t1_j60gqwh wrote

Half Whack.

Half Blight.

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brYzmz t1_j60mnyk wrote

@bmorecityDOT Whatchu know about these damn water bills?

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brYzmz t1_j60mxu6 wrote

I’m a wolf of the Timber variety

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PrettyCello t1_j60tcij wrote

some of this some of that

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Blatmore t1_j698cor wrote

AWAB, identify as indigenous latino

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Wilmore99 t1_j6cmdbf wrote

I am a desegregated lesbian male who identifies as a tyrannosaurs erector set.

My star sign is banana.

My gemstone is potato.

My spirit animal is Bill Murray.

Politically I consider myself a bipartisan upward swinging inconsequent.

Religiously I’m Facebook friends with Jesus, but we don’t talk as often as we should.

Sports wise I’m a Ravens and Orioles fan. In THAT order.

I also like pizza.

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old_at_heart t1_j6dzb44 wrote

I am of a Sovereign Race that is only governed by Admiralty Law. I think I have to pick a sea, though. Working on it.

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