Ill_Commission6772 t1_jcyuyld wrote
Why do some people like Band of Brother while others like the Office? Why do some like Planet Earth while others like Cosmos? Why did I read Grapes of Wrath and then follow it up with Locke and Key and then read the Road to Unfreedom? Why did Rachael choose Ross over Joey? Why did my son eat Mango ice cream and my wife chose chocolate and I got none? Why is my car making a very very quiet beeping noise periodically? Why is Harry Potter still engaging even though I find J.K. Rowling obnoxious? Should I throw away the books even though I paid for them before she was a dirtbag? Why did I start that episode of the Last of Us last night when I knew I didn’t have time to finish it. My son liked kangaroos last week but loves manta rays this week, should I do an outback or under the sea birthday theme for his birthday. Why did Blackberry fail to adapt when it’s product was so great? Is Bluey the greatest kids show ever or is it too soon to tell? Josh is great on Blues Clues, but is he better than Steve? Were those picture of Pluto posted by NASA real? How are they so detailed? Should I change my shirt with the ketchup stain on it or just wear a sweater? Why does baby shampoo smell so good? Will people think I’m weird if I use baby shampoo as a grown adult? Is it okay to use windex on my iPad? Why is shea butter called butter? Is it because peanut butter gets to be called butter? Why isn’t big dairy suing peanut butter but they want to sue almond milk for calling themselves milk? Could Greg have milked Jack, he did have nipples? Why are nipples round? If I watched Cosmos instead of Planet earth would I have a better or worse chance of understanding why nipples are round? What’s my age again? Why is Blink 182 still so popular and Green Day isn’t? Is Basket Case a better album than Cheshire Cat? Why are cats tongues so rough? If cats and dogs don’t get along then why does my cat get along with my neighbours dog? Does Ralph Macchio actually know karate? Is Karate a good form of self defence? What’s the best run pattern to escape someone with a gun? Was Love Gun about sex? Why didn’t Stiffler become more popular? What is stifflers real name? Does Paul Rudd age? Is he Vegan? Why is it called vegan for vegetables but not Megan for meat eaters?
What was the question again?
nobloodinmybum t1_jd1qtn4 wrote
Ross is the biggest friend.
purplesunset2023 t1_jdcgjp3 wrote
You were probably asking too many questions about the flavors and that's why you didn't get any ice cream. 😂
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