Man, I just played with my barbies. They were a bunch of sluts in my pubescent years. Books were attained from the library in my day so I couldn't get anything on the subject and wat hing movies was a no go. I wasn't going to talk to my parents and tell them I fantasized about being Jasmine and Jafar was really into my outfits and taking them off and doing all the things.

This reflection explains so much about my love life now....hmm.