Dunno about OP but I need to like a character because then I like the book and that means as you should know that it's a good book and I only wanna read good books and BAD BOOKS MAKE ME PUKE AND THEY ALL OUGHTA BE SENT TO DEVIL'S ISLAND AND IF YOU DON'T STOP LOOKING AT ME THAT WAY HUCKLEBERRY FINN I'LL CUT OFF YOUR HEAD AND STUFF IT DOWN YOUR POX-SCARRED ESOPHAGUS.

I'm curious: 1) One of the fuzzy US terms I've no time for, or hadn't until reading OP, is 's/he has anger issues'. Is this the sort of thing ye mean when you use it? 2) Is it easier to read a rant all in upper-case/caps than one with occasional Germanic ones?