>Nothing says badass quite like wearing makeup with your bros

Sounds pretty cool to me.

>exposing yourselves and your friends to unnecessary danger with no upside

Moderate risk taking has been considered badass/cool/rock and roll/whatever for quite a while. Also how big really, is the risk of riding in a giant group of mostly cyclists, doing a few wheelies or whatever?

>inconveniencing the public

oh no they blocked a road or two for a bit on a Saturday afternoon

>shoplifting

yeah that part isn't cool at all