• DON'T make eye contact with anyone on the street or on the T.
• DON'T drive in the center lane and try to make a right or left turn.
• DON'T be indecisive at a busy coffee shop (Starbucks/Dunks).
• DON'T walk alone at night.
• DON'T major in a useless degree at a college/university.

Just DON'T!

• DO visit the Boston Public Library.
• DO visit Newbury Street.
• DO visit the Boston Common.
• DO go to a Celtics game.
• DO try and eat at a popular restaurant/bar.

Just DO IT!