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T-rex_chef t1_iuhh49v wrote

I bet Marky Mark is already buying the rights to this story. He'll play a Boston cop who pushes the envelope to stop this peeping terror

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Maddcapp t1_iuhscv7 wrote

You’re a loose cannon O’Malley. And I don’t like your attitude. But god dam it if you’re not the best cop in this city.

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CaptainWollaston t1_iuigzv6 wrote

Pulls gun and badge out of desk drawer. "Don't make me regret this."

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dyslexicbunny t1_iuhn8j1 wrote

I read that as "punches the envelope" and was intrigued by Marky Mark's unhinged character. Does he hate all mail? Just junk mail? Does he have a Newman?

I gotta wake up a bit more.

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Soxwin91 t1_iuhr66v wrote

I would absolutely love that as a side story. Every time he is handed an envelope he just punches it and curses the USPS; it is revealed over time that he was denied entry into Quantico via the mail and since then he’s hated all mail.

Or make him play his character from Patriots Day and the divorce decree from his ex was sent via notarized letter.

There are so many possibilities!

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Wetzilla t1_iuivv7i wrote

It's not all envelopes, just non-white ones.

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tokengaymusiccritic t1_iuhz2ny wrote

Fucking hate how he made the marathon movie all about his fictional self-insert character instead of anybody who actually helped

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jimx117 t1_iui0ue0 wrote

I bet his pretend cop also would've stopped 9/11 from happening if he was on the planes... yes, all the planes

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DRZ36 t1_iui1gtn wrote

That movie was pretty much “If I were a cop in Boston, this is how it would have all gone down.”

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DRZ36 t1_iui1dj7 wrote

I look forward to the scene where he rattles off every business security camera in Brighton to help triangulate who will have footage of this guy - just so he can show us how Boston he is

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PuddingSalad t1_iuisj5h wrote

All the businesses will be pubs or corner stores with Irish names. None will actually exist in Brighton.

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DRZ36 t1_iuj0gp8 wrote

“Ok, then he went down Comm Ave…McGeary’s has a camera that should show where he went. They caught me beating up a black kid on video back there in the 80s. And then if he turned onto Beacon Street, should have audio sound but no video. I evaded a hate crime charge there in the 80s for dropping N bombs while beating up a black kid, but they couldn’t prove in court it was my voice with out the video.”

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pumpkinpatch1982 t1_iujoo37 wrote

Ben Affleck and Wahlberg are like memes of Boston at this point feels like Matt Damon seems to lay lower than those two these days.

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pumpkinpatch1982 t1_iujoq3t wrote

I really really like Ben's brother Casey Affleck that I think he's the better actor of the two.

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jimx117 t1_iui0qjg wrote

I hope he could get Seth MacFarlane to play the peeper, but I'd settle for Adam Sandler if he reprises his role as "The Peeper" from his old comedy CDs

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