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dyslexicbunny t1_iuhn8j1 wrote

Reply to comment by T-rex_chef in They caught the Brighton Peeping Tom by capnlumps

I read that as "punches the envelope" and was intrigued by Marky Mark's unhinged character. Does he hate all mail? Just junk mail? Does he have a Newman?

I gotta wake up a bit more.

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Soxwin91 t1_iuhr66v wrote

I would absolutely love that as a side story. Every time he is handed an envelope he just punches it and curses the USPS; it is revealed over time that he was denied entry into Quantico via the mail and since then he’s hated all mail.

Or make him play his character from Patriots Day and the divorce decree from his ex was sent via notarized letter.

There are so many possibilities!

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Wetzilla t1_iuivv7i wrote

It's not all envelopes, just non-white ones.

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