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Bart_Chimpson OP t1_itbcj2t wrote

clippership. got it. now shut up.

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itsonlyastrongbuzz t1_itbdai0 wrote

Well champagne wishes and caviar dreams to you too sunshine.

Have a blast drinking shit beer while angry.

Hope it works out for you.

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Bart_Chimpson OP t1_itbdk8b wrote

you see what happens when you ask a redditor to simply be quiet? they come up with about 5 different cute little hallmark comebacks and assume im as miserable as their terminally online selves are. i said shut up.

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itsonlyastrongbuzz t1_itbfi3e wrote

>assume im as miserable as their terminally online selves are.

>i said shut up.

TBH I’m beyond “assuming” at this point lmao

I’ll leave you with this free lesson: Unlike the imaginary arguments you have in the shower, nobody in the real world cares that you told them to shut up …or, has to listen.

It’s going to be a beautiful day buttercup, don’t waste it being an ass.

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Udolikecake t1_itc3lnm wrote

> assume im as miserable as their terminally online selves are.

I mean you’re the one asking for a 40 of Olde English at 6 in the morning so safe to assume you’re at least fairly miserable

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br41nLESS t1_itnlhpt wrote

says the man who can’t even find 1 beer, ur a clown

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Bart_Chimpson OP t1_itnm01o wrote

ur late. in the time it took you to reply i found my previous 40 and sucked the nipples off your sister. imagine being the brother in law to someone as brainless as me

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