Submitted by Bart_Chimpson t3_yaifkd in boston
Bart_Chimpson OP t1_itbcj2t wrote
Reply to comment by itsonlyastrongbuzz in where to buy a 40 oz? by Bart_Chimpson
clippership. got it. now shut up.
itsonlyastrongbuzz t1_itbdai0 wrote
Well champagne wishes and caviar dreams to you too sunshine.
Have a blast drinking shit beer while angry.
Hope it works out for you.
Bart_Chimpson OP t1_itbdk8b wrote
you see what happens when you ask a redditor to simply be quiet? they come up with about 5 different cute little hallmark comebacks and assume im as miserable as their terminally online selves are. i said shut up.
itsonlyastrongbuzz t1_itbfi3e wrote
>assume im as miserable as their terminally online selves are.
>i said shut up.
TBH I’m beyond “assuming” at this point lmao
I’ll leave you with this free lesson: Unlike the imaginary arguments you have in the shower, nobody in the real world cares that you told them to shut up …or, has to listen.
It’s going to be a beautiful day buttercup, don’t waste it being an ass.
Udolikecake t1_itc3lnm wrote
> assume im as miserable as their terminally online selves are.
I mean you’re the one asking for a 40 of Olde English at 6 in the morning so safe to assume you’re at least fairly miserable
br41nLESS t1_itnlhpt wrote
says the man who can’t even find 1 beer, ur a clown
Bart_Chimpson OP t1_itnm01o wrote
ur late. in the time it took you to reply i found my previous 40 and sucked the nipples off your sister. imagine being the brother in law to someone as brainless as me
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